What have they been feeding you? |
Editor's side note: I didn't realize until after I wrote this piece that people may get the impression that I just recently encountered this epidemic. Like I'll say later, I think...
Posted by Mike Cardella on Sun, 04 May 2008 04:37:00 PST |
Because sometimes its hard to give a shit. |
I was just sitting here in my chonies, eating some cashews and thinking "What am I doing with my life?" "Have I found my calling yet?" "What makes me different?" "How long until we s...
Posted by Mike Cardella on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:58:00 PST |
Spam blocked. |
So today is my returning emails, comments, etc. day. I`ve had to have sent over 20 different emails on myspace today and when I sent the last one it sent me to a screen that had me verify a "sec...
Posted by Mike Cardella on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:30:00 PST |
Updated Personal List: Who I want to meet. |
I want to meet someone who has signed a Free Paris Hilton petition.
And just stare like a dog watching a human fuck.
Posted by Mike Cardella on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:50:00 PST |
Stupid is as stupid does? |
Do you think that some Republicans in America are going to try to hold off on getting gas today and fill up tomorrow to spite the "Don`t Fill Up on the 15th" internet rebellion?
You know there ...
Posted by Mike Cardella on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:12:00 PST |
My Mother`s Day slogans.. |
Happy "Oops!" Day!
Happy "I thought for sure he/she was going to be retarded" Day!
Happy "Well, I guess we`ll get married" Day!
Happy "Thanks for making the women with no kids feel like illegitimate w...
Posted by Mike Cardella on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:53:00 PST |
Virginia Tech.. Irony? |
Anyone else find it ironic reading a bulletin posted by a porn star sending out her condolences to the families who lost children to the Virginia Tech tragedy..
..when her own parents lost their ...
Posted by Mike Cardella on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:23:00 PST |
Part of me wants to win the myspace date with Vanilla Ice. |
Another part wants to beat the shit outta that part.
Posted by Mike Cardella on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:43:00 PST |
Group hug. |
All people hit funks in their lives. The differences lie in how we react to those funks. Whether we bounce or thump from that challenge is our decision. I`ve been in one recently bot...
Posted by Mike Cardella on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST |
Ding Dong the NBA is gone! |
NBA All Star Weekend is just wrapping up here in Las Vegas and unfortunately the NBA players weren`t the only ones sporting jerseys this weekend. Everyone has had their gripes with the influx of...
Posted by Mike Cardella on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:44:00 PST |
