I'd like to meet:
NEW COMEDIANS.
Potential comedian checklist:1. You think you're funny.
2. Some of your douchebag friends think you're funny.
3. You have no problem suffering public humiliation in order to follow your "dreams"
WELL CAMPER, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE READY TO PERFORM.
Put on your big-boy (or girl) pants and show up at an open-mic. Get a feel for the place. Talk to some of the comics. Then let the awesomeness begin.
Be sure to check out the Las Vegas Comedy Myspace Group for more events and dates.
Entertainment capital of the world.
Buffet capital of the world.
Prostitution captial of the world (actually, that's probably Amsterdam or someplace in Thailand. But I digress.)We have a porn convention.
We have the greatest chefs in the world.
We can legally walk down the street with a beer in hand.
We pay no personal income tax.
We can wear shorts in the wintertime.
We enjoy a cost of living that is lower than any comparable city.
SO COME TAKE A BREAK FROM YOUR PODUNK TOWN.