Survey that i didnt take seriously at all. |
1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship?A: yes with a drinking problem 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?A: To be in a band with four of my b...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:37:00 GMT |
Th mcdonalds value meal facebook guy |
So heres the link to the guy who says if he gets 100,000 facebook additions he will eat every item on the McDonalds value menu, 12 to be exact. I want everyone with an account to add this guy and we c...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:57:00 GMT |
I want to beat out comics like Carrot Top in the Review Journal Annual Best of.... |
I was bored and saw that review journal is doing their annual best of poll and i thought why not bother my myspace friends and see if i can win Best Comedian. If you dont know me ive been performing f...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:13:00 GMT |
Why do my gonads hurt. |
Why does my sack hurt. Is it because I shave it to give it that shorn slick look thats all the rage with the 10-12 year old hipsters, no thats not it. Is it the way i hang those crimson monsters out t...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:29:00 GMT |
Lite words for enlightenment (this is probably spelled wrong) |
Right now im sitting at my job where I work as a Pharmacy Technician, half awake with a few pints of guiness still flowing through my veins form the night before, listening to the long bullshit storys...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 20:47:00 GMT |
Top 10 Worst Christmas gifts for the little one this year. |
10. Pittsburg Steelers Repeat in 06' hat 9. Scott Peterson first time fishermans tackle box. 8. BRATZ brand emergency contraceptive 7. "Salad Toss" by Milton Bradley (new ring toss for Vegans) 6. JR, ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 20:32:00 GMT |
Who wants a bite of my greasy Fuck Off sandwich? |
Holy pointless blog Batman. Yes another hollowed out rant featuring the F-word and jokes about midgets. I think the world has become a very fucked up place. Last week I was walking across the fr...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 20:11:00 GMT |
New piece of shit Survey |
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Rev. Matt MarkmanBirthday:5-31-90 this is how old i actBirthplace:Mi Mammys VahiniaCurrent Location:The waiting room of an apparently busy whorehouseEye Color:B...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 00:20:00 GMT |
I've lost count of how many dickheads i've helped at my job today |
Why do people suck. Everyone that comes into my work has painstakingly taken the time to wedge thier empty head far up thier ass. This is a dangerous predicament they have put ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:25:00 GMT |
Why you should use a condom when porking a sandwich. |
The other day, I saw one of Gods magical creations proving he has a sense of humor. It was a midget.......wait im not finished, with a touch of the Down. Ya this little ball of birth defects had down ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 19:54:00 GMT |
