You can take the girl out of Connecticut... |
Further proof I can't escape my roots...I opened my mailbox the other day to find something I secretly enjoy getting...a brand new, shiny for Spring...L.L.Bean catalog. Oh yes, the addiction is hard c...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:59:00 GMT |
So I met a really cool homeless guy today. |
Yeah, met a really cool homeless dude today by the Natural History Museum while I was walking one of my dogs. We had this intense conversation about religion & spirituality. I won't even try to ex...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:36:00 GMT |
Not feeling like a smartass for once. |
I had a wee disappointment today...my friend James was coming here from England, long story, but we haven't seen each other in about 13 years or so. Needless to say, I went out to LaGuardia to collect...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:31:00 GMT |
There's no place like home, there's no place like home! |
Where do I begin? Chicago was an experience...and that's all I'm gonna say about that. Maybe not. I thought I'd come back to New York loving Chicago and dissing NYC, but no. I really missed my city an...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 16:30:00 GMT |
I hate Starbucks. |
Why is Starbucks so successful? I hate their coffee! It always tastes like SHIT. I went there on a break between dogs the other day, just to sit for a minute and get a boost. There were old ladies cut...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:55:00 GMT |
I am a mean, twisted person once a month. |
Oh Lordy, Lordy. My ass is tired. For the past few days, I've been talking like Sofia from the Golden Girls, anything flies out of my mouth. The filter is GONE. I was straight up telling people, "Move...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 16:12:00 GMT |
Boogers on the train. |
Riding the train home tonight, it's packed since the trains are always fucked up on the weekends now, and this old dude gets on and practically falls into a seat next to an equally ancient looking wom...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 20:40:00 GMT |
Pigeon poop, stealing stuff from bars. |
First things first. It's Saturday, I have a show later and I'm procrastinating. OK, there's an overabundance of pigeon poop on two of my window sills and it's been making me ill. So I just boiled up s...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:14:00 GMT |
Ooooo, don't try this at home! HAHAHAHAHA! |
Oh, Lordy, Lordy, what a damn day! Listen to this shit. This morning I was kinda in a hurry to leave for work and I usually pluck my eyebrows...well, I thought I'd be special and buy a home-waxing kit...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 19:33:00 GMT |
Nasty bitch in the laundromat. |
So, I'm doing laundry tonight, and it's fucking cutthroat up in there like it ALWAYS is on Sunday. I know this. I adjust my attitude accordingly, you're not gonna get anywhere by being a douche bag, y...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 20:48:00 GMT |
