I enjoy water polo, death, skiing, figure skating, dismemberment, mayhem, carnage, chaos, blah, blah. But my real passion is golf.
Others of a like minded persuasion. I'm really a nice guy if you get to know me.
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I am a huge fan of the classic cinema mainly. Lawrence of Herlabia. The Wizard of ahhs! On the Bootyfront. Shindlers List of Ho's. Screwin' In The Rain. Sunset Bootyvard. All About Eve's Vagina. One Flew Over The Cockoo's Nest. The Grapes of Wrathing Pleasure. Mr. Smith Cums to Washington. To Fuck a Mockingbird. Rear Window. King Kong. A Streetcar Named Desere. Butch Casidy and the Sundance Girl. Rebel Without a Cock. Raiders of the Lost Cock. Close Encounters of the Third Cock. Silence of the Cocks. The Manchurian Cockidate. The French Cocknection. Forest Cock. The Gold Rush (for cock). Dances with Cock. Mutiny on the Booty. Guess Who's Cuming to Dinner.ALL wonderful Movies. With redeeming social value.
ohh where to start. Dr. Phil is my favorite during the daytime and at night I am a rerun fanatic. Full House, Just the 10 of Us, Blossom, anything with Kirk Cameron in it, Saved by the Bell, Dawson’s Creek, Felicity, Perfect Strangers, 7th Heaven, The Adventures of Superman, Gilligan’s Island, Lost in Space, Who's the Boss, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, The Facts of Life, Diff'rent Strokes, The Nanny. The Brady Bunch and Full House changed my life for the better. Like remember when Michelle knocked over an absolutely priceless skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus Rex and got a small talking to from Danny. Boy if that show was one thing; its practical. Personally I thought Michelle had the classic symptoms of a visceral addictive personality bent on destruction and never getting truly punished for it added up to a wonderfully utterly destructive and selfish little girl. Personally I would have beaten the shit out of her a couple of times, mainly because she deserved it many times over, but I'm sure Danny was a much better influence as a father. No consequences no remorse, I guess, good idea. The incredible, utter selfishness of this family is what we should look on when asking how to raise a good kid. "Now Michelle you need to realize that killing people is wrong... now i want you to apologize to the dead man." "I'm sorry dad." (Crowd 'ahwwww's' as they hug) Classic!
Mein Kampf, in one word; Hilarious! Boy that Hitler guy sure knows how to form a good joke. Keep in mind we're talking about the Jerry Seinfeld of the 1940s, ya know. I like his book for the same reason I like the bible, the Koran, any book that exalts the extermination of the Jews is hilarious! At least the right parts. I love any book about Windsor Pilates, im trying to get that six-pack goin. The necromicron is a great read. I read Edgar Allen Poe whenever I want to get into a good mood, that or congressional testimony. Also anything by Ann Coulter.
Hitler, great guy, knew him when he lived in Argentina before he died last summer, poor bastard. Deaths a good guy, a bit cranky on Saturdays, but who isn't? Satan and I haven't been getting along well lately, frankly he's got a little too much sand in his vagina about this war with Iraq thing. I'm for it, he's against it, and he just won't talk to me anymore. Osama, cool guy, you should see him wake-board. woah. and thats a man who can party. Saddam's pretty cool, I liked his original stuff, his first album before he sold out, that pussy. Bono, Tom Green, Charles Manson... haha, good old Charlie! Liz Claiborne, Phil McCrotch and Joan Rivers. Visit http://www.eviloverlord.com/ for some sound advice.