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Cobra Commander

I am here for Dating and Networking

About Me

.. I enjoy plotting to take over the world, often using giant fruit and or vegetables.

Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Very High
Schizoid : Low
Schizotypal : Low
Antisocial : High
Borderline : Moderate
Histrionic : High
Narcissistic : Very High
Avoidant : Low
Dependent : Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive : Moderate

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My Interests

Lasers, Explosives, anything that converts something else into energy, Archeology, Necronomica, Metal face plates and cloth hoods.

I'd like to meet:

Others interested in world domination, yet subordinate to my superb stewardship of COBRA.

Heroes:

I despise heroics, that being said I would like to take this time to make an announcement.Attention fellow myspace page owners! I the most exalted ruler of COBRA, the brave and noble Cobra Commander, will not tollerate being treated like a trading card! Those of you who request me as a friend know this; your friendship is something i do not need, your servitude to my elite army on the otherhand is something different. Those who do not prove their prevalence to me will be removed form my band of troops and cast into the bitter wasteland of obscurity! Pay heed to my warning, needy people are not liked by the masses and they are not accepted in the ranks of COBRA, validate your worth to me... Or fear the nighmarish prospect of having your bones scattered at my feet!

My Blog

Virginia Tech: a Retrospective

Greeting fellow members of Cobra,Normally the death of a Cobra soldier would not garner this much attention within our ranks, but due to the US media coverage of this event I feel I should inform you ...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:37:00 PST

Our Latest Radio Activity

Due to the recent regime changes throughout the globe Cobra has remained silent for some months now. But with this glorious victory over one of our former allies, I feel it is time to break our silenc...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:56:00 PST

Terror and Antiquities

Greetings fellow Cobra members and stalwarts. In another move to bring the world to its knees our forces have succeeded yet again by obtaining the Shankara Stones in Bombay, India. Those of you who pa...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:49:00 PST

The Fate of the World is in Cobra's Hands!

My absence is now explained. Over the past few months, I have been plotting with my fellow Cobra co-conspirators as to discern what our next move towards global conquest will be. This plan is now...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 07:26:00 PST

Strike while the iron is hot

Greetings fellow Cobra members and loyalists, I am here to inform you that our campaign to overthrow the Superdome is a smashing success. Zartan and his legion of Dreadnocks have infiltrated the New O...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 02:15:00 PST

Countdown to Disaster

Fellow members of Cobra, I must inform you with deepest regret that our latest plan for world conquest has been foiled. Yesterday we had intended to commandeer the NASA space shuttle Discovery, when t...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Culling has Begun!!!

Dear friends, allies and members of Cobra. I issue this decree with a heavy heart for it has come to my attention that some of you have joined our ranks only to have the addition of myself the exhalte...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Face Plate vs. Hood (the epic struggle continues)

Dear friends and Cobra loyalists, as I'm sure that you are all fully aware of the subject that has come to my attention as of recent i plead for your opinions... Sitting in my quarters discussing comb...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST