G'Day there! The name's Sebastian Bludd, but that's Major Bludd to all you wankers out there! I finaly decided to see what this myspace craze is all about! I'm a career mercenary and I enjoy poetry a great deal!
You're probably interested in my background, well, much of my military expertise comes from initial military training as a member of the Australian Special Air Services. I then moved on to join the French Foreign legion, where I began to network myself with others that shared my tendencies toward violent behavior. Soon there after I found myself offered positions within all sorts of private armies, willing to pay top dollar for blokes of my special abilities. You see, I take a lot of bloody pride in me work and enjoy the hunt and the kill! I'm also very bloody proficient with all forms of infantry weapons currently in use. This has landed me with the opportunity to create a career for myself as an international mercenary. My natural leadership abilities and daunting list of successful Ops landed me in charge time and time again. I take the title of Major as a reminder to those that my achievements warrant their respect. I am infamous through out the world of Soldiers for hire! I am even wanted to this day as a criminal for war crimes in numerous countries around the bloody world!!!
Back in the early eighties there was this organisation that would one day become Cobra. It found itself with a small army of loyal followers and the financial funds to employ a mercenary leader and tactician, such as me. I of course signed on immediately, seeing Cobra as my chance to obtain steady employment and protection from certain governments around the globe. I have acted as field commander to Cobra’s armies, providing Cobra Commander with repeated victories and giving the troops a true leader to respect and follow! You’d never know I was a mercenary by the way I fight, the paychecks that I receive not only guarantees my service, but also my loyalty, a virtue seldom found in mercenaries. To this I still work within Cobra and I will continue to deliver!
Some of the Major's best work to date!
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Any of you rock bands out there lookin for a gud producer?
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Ol' Zartan ain't the only master of disguise!
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Somedays you're the bug and somedays your the bug who fires a highly concentrated laser through the widshield!
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It's not how big your knife is but what you do with it....
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Just another day at the "Office"....
