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Zartan

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About Me


Code Name: Zartan
File Name: Unknown
Aliases: Unknown
Birthplace: Unknown
I can alter my skin color at will to blend in with my environment through genetic manipulation . As a side effect to the gene splicing, Im Allergic to sunlight, which throws off My camouflage ability. Im also a master of make-up and disguise, a ventriloquist, a linguist (over 20 languages and dialects), and actrobatic-contortionist and a practitionor of several mystic martial arts. Very little is known about my background and origins, but most security agencies agree that i must have had european military training academy training (st. Cyr),
Im a Extreme Paranoid schizophrenic, I grow into various multiple personalities to such an extent that my original personality became buried and forgotten..
DREADNOKS!!
The Dreadnoks are a biker gang , Lead by me. Zartan!!
All Dreadnoks are uncouth and violent, and usually engage our enemies with unconventional and creative (many times crude) weaponry. Most, if not all of us show a particular taste for chocolate covered donuts and grape soda. Our headquarters is a compound hidden in somewhere in the Florida Everglades.
There were originally three Dreadnoks under My lead, destructive bikers that spent their days terrorizing people and destroying property, they were hired with the promise of easy money. Buzzer (Richard Blinken-Smythe), a former left-wing Cambridge sociologist, Torch (Tom Winken), an inarticulate Borstal reform school kid turned Merchant Marine, and the meanest of them all, Ripper (Harry Nod), a Tasmanian criminal with a record that goes back to his youth.
Later the ranks grew with the addition of Monkeywrench and Thrasher. Monkeywrench (Bill Winkie) had spent his recent years building explosive devices for terrorist groups in Rhy, North Wales, and Thrasher was a spoiled middle class kid with destructive tendencies, who built and piloted the Dreadnoks Thunder Machine. My sister, Zarana, and brother, Zandar also joined. Like her brother, Zarana is a skilled impersonator while Zandar is a master of stealth and camoflauge. the pirate Zanzibar (Morgan Teach), the enforcer Road Pig (Donald DeLuca), and a poacher known only as Gnawgahyde were also added. The Dreadnoks were equipped with many unique vehicles, most of which were built from scavenged parts. This included the Thunder Machine, the Swampfire, and the Air Skiff.
The Dreadnoks have resurfaced in . The gang now operates throughout many states, with many, many more members. During the years after G.I. Joe was disbanded and Cobra defeated, the Dreadnoks began to grow. Me and my gang spread to over 50 cities in the United States. The main body, which is under the command of me, Zartan is the Florida chapter, nicknamed the Florida Noks.
A few notable new members include Demolisher (Sukko Torngark), Crusher (Roberto K. Rivera), Zanya (who is Zartan's daughter), Burn-Out, Rugrat, Chop Shop, and Heartwrencher (first female Dreadnok as a henchman and not part of my family).
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I DONT WANNA MEAT ANYONE.. IF I WANT I CAN JUST BECOME THEM..
INSTEAD IM GONNA SHOWCASE SOME OF MY RIDES..
DREADNOK THUNDER MACHINE:
It's called the Dreadnok Machine of Wheel-Churning Death or something. It's driver was Thrasher, the gay Dreadnok, and he had a handsome whisp of green highlight in his hair. BUT I CONFINSCATED IT NOW ITS MINE.. Twin-barreled Gatling cannons on front and some sort of jet turbine strapped to the back with duct tape (pictured). Yeah, it's that F-16 engine that I want to talk about. Not the cool ass armored roll cage or the cooler ass rubber tires (Freakin rubber, man. Rubber!). On the engine itself was a sticker with the words "Ram Turbo Danger" in bold type. Individually, I know what each of those words mean, but not together. I'm trying to figure this out. So this "Ram Turbo Danger" is a particular type of danger, namely the Ram Turbo type. See, if it said, "Your face a'splode," I'd totally get it. But I don't know what kind of danger I'm in if I'm in Ram Turbo Danger. Is it a ducking kind of danger? Or a jump out of the way kind? Or "lick the engine! Quick, man! Lick it before your face a'splode!" kind? Or is it the type of danger that destroys the hearing of the car's occupants (as surely it must)?
But, wait, when I'm at a punk show, while my hearing is in jeopardy no way am I ever in Ram Turbo Danger, so that can't be it. I dunno. I guess it's a Lick the Engine kinda danger. That's cool.
I GOT BORED OF THE THUNDER MACHINE AND CREATED THIS..

Music:

WE LISTEN TO MUSIC AT THE DREDNOK SALOON..
AND WHILE WE ARE AT THE DREADNOK BASE.

Heroes:


COBRA COMMANDER: