Storm Shadow 757 - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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I grew up in San Francisco, but moved to Japan as a teenager. There I trained with my uncles, the Hard Master and the Soft Master and took upon my family trade of ninja. After my training I went to Vietnam, where I met my arch-nemisis Snake Eyes. I totally refused an order to leave Snakes in the field and avoided a barrage of VC fire to save him. Long term memory is not his forte. After the war I even invited him back home with me to train and he became almost my equal. Emphasis on the almost. He totally didn't like how I hunted animals and then the Hard Master started favoring him more than I. As if?!? Then stoopid Cobra Commander hired Zartan and Firefly (both total wussies) to kill Snake Eyes, whom he blamed for his brothers death. They sux and totally killed the Hard Master instead using one of my arrows. Since then I've was Cobra Commander's bodyguard, have been killed by Cobra, was revived while Dr. Mindbender tried to use my body to make Serpentor, have saved Snake Eyes' butt many more times, only in the end to be brainwashed by Dr. Mindbender to be under Cobra Commanders control.
I Like To Fight

My Interests

My Toys

Acting like a ninja

He totally tapped out from the ninja grip

The last thing wussy ninjas see

Freddy Krueger ain't got nothing on me

In my spare time I pose for mags, this is me, Mr. Ninja, April 1994

I'd like to meet:

And then totally go shaolin on

Zartan...not a good assassin
Timber, Snake Eyes' dog....he's totally been neutered.

The Kewlest Man Alive...only cause he says so
Destro and the Baroness...she totally wants me

Movies:

The Perfect Storm, American Ninja, Enter The Dragon

Books:

I only read stuff making fun of Snakes

And stuff where I win

But you can read about me son

Heroes:

Cobra Commander is my hero....he made me say that

I admire men with this tattoo...except for Snake Eyes

Shouldn't I be in black considering I'm the Evil one?

He-man was my hero, but now I HAVE THE POWER