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cobra

COBRA WILL RULE THE WORLD

About Me

In my early days I was a used car slesman. While I was struggling to keep my business afloat I learned a car crash had taken the life of my older brother dan who had suffeered a breakdown after serving in vietnam. I became obsesssed with finding someone to pay for his death, later I found out the car that hit dan had the family of a GI Joe opertive named snake eyes. So I took upon myself to blame snake eyes eventually traking him to japan where he was a member of a the ninja clan. I hired a ninja named firefly to kill snake eyes, However firefly was no match for snake eyes, So firefly referred me to another assassin named Zartan. Zartan had infiltrated the clan before and shot the leader with an arrow he stole from a ninja named Storm shadow, Storm shadow was blamed for the murder and vowed to kill snake eyes but that is another story. Anyway I returend to my normal life and after my wife had a son she found out what had happened in Japan so she left.She said it was becouse of my promblems but I know it was becouse of the system After my wife left I moved to the town of Springfield where businesses were struggling and the people had become dissillusioned the way america was being run. I used money that I was making from pyramid schemes to corrupt the town and eventully control it. Next I founded a gang that evolved into what is now Cobra. Other stuff happened to but that's the jist of it...

My Interests

Weapons, Explosives, Hardcore porn, Old school Punk rock, Ruling the world
Killing left wingers and communist

Books:

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My Blog

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Stop ring tones
Posted by cobra on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST

Damit!

I lost my contact, It's someplace on the floor.
Posted by cobra on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:14:00 PST

comments

Please do not put streaming music into the comments
Posted by cobra on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 10:08:00 PST