Absolute power! Total control of the world . . . its people, wealth, and
resources that's the objective of COBRA. I am a fanatical leader that rules with
an iron fist. I demand total loyalty and allegiance. Our main battle plan for
world control relies on revolution and chaos. I personally led uprisings in the
Middle East, Southeast Asia, and other trouble spots. Responsible for kidnapping
scientists, businessmen, and military leaders, then forcing them to reveal their
top level secrets.
"COBRA Commander is hatred and evil personified. Corrupt. A man without
scruples. Probably the most dangerous man alive!"
-McKlosky (Time magazine)
"He's ruthless, a puppy-kicker, shoots Joe-shaped targets with a machine-gun to
relax, constantly threatening to strangle idiotic henchmen. Wants to take over
the freakin world for crying out loud!"
-Kepulver (Associated Press)
"Shows complete disregard for the rights and feelings of others: Ohhh, let's
see: abandoned his wife, tried to assassinate Snake-eyes, left Storm Shadow
behind to save himself, tried to kill Serpentor, tried to kill Destro, the
Baroness, Zartan and Billy, Not to mention sacrificed the lives of countless
nameless, faceless minions along the way."
-Stepp (Associated Press)
