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Manatee Boy

Good Cookies to All

About Me

Half Man, half Jackal, half Manatee, and a whole lotta Soul, Manatee Boy is an artist who has won the hearts of fans throughout the globe. The famed singer/songwriter was born of a jackal, but he was switched at the hospital shortly after his birth with the baby of a U.S. Ambassador to the Middle Antilles. His adopted mother was actually a manatee--thus the name. It was from his mother that he learned essential survival skills like fending off sharks, dispersing the pain of a boat-hit, and making a compass out of a piece of gum and a paper clip (which was also seen on an episode of MacGyver...).Manatee Boy was tragically hit by a boat off the Florida coast when he was 14 years old (even his mother's pain-dispersement technique would not help on this occasion), and he was taken immediately to the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota--where he lived for the next 8 months. It was here that he developed a love for sudoku, orange gelatin, and music. He happened to spend three months in the same room with Jack Forrester, Jr.--a man who once toured the Bible Belt with only his dog and his fiddle. As Manatee Boy listened to the sweet sound of Forrester's fiddle, he would sing along. It was here that he developed his award-winning craft as an acapella vocalist.When Manatee Boy was finally allowed to leave the Mayo Clinic, he refused to set foot in Florida--instead, he went to the island of Maui in the Hawaiian islands. Here, he developed a love of sweets--especially cookies. It was also here that he met his would-be agent, Bryn Steinmetz...the same Bryn Steinmetz who would later totally screw him over by attempting to feed him a poisoned-cookie while taking a helicopter tour of the island of Fiji in the Pacific Ocean in January 2006.Manatee Boy returned to "existence" one month later, having survived a poisoning attempt, a helicopter crash, and a feeding frenzy of sharks. He was discovered by a Chilean turtle-fisher on a deserted island. He is now pumping out tunes even faster than before and desires to one day sing at the White House. If he can't actually achieve this goal, he would like simply to sing at either a regular house that is white or a house owned by a white guy. Either way, he will be happy--that's just the way he is.Whatever the future holds, Manatee Boy's fans know that his work is something special, something amazing, and something sweet.Good cookies to all!Watch the following video if you'd like to gain a deeper understanding of MBOY's life:The Blue Ballad of the Manatee

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Member Since: 3/15/2006
Band Website: garageband.com/artist/manateeboy
Band Members: *BEWARE*
POISONED COOKIES


AVOID TEMPTATION!
(actual cookies are bigger)
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Influences: Music Influences: Stevie Wonder; Blood, Sweat, and Tears; The Beatles; Enigma; Cher; A Tribe Called Quest; Minor Tranquilizers; Oliver Swank; and The Black Crowes ********************Favorite Foods: manatee grass, turtle grass, hydrilla, water hyacinth, and water lettuce...also small snails, tiny water animals, and PIZZA! ***************
Sounds Like: Manatee Boy --
[Proper Noun]:

Legendary singer/songwriter who sometimes gets hit by boats.
Record Label: Go to purevolume.com to hear classic M-Boy tunes.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

I’m Engaged!

Hello cookie lovers,Well, I am excited to announce that I have found my soulmate, and with that, I would like to announce that I am engaged.Here are some more facts about her:1. She loves cookies.2. S...
Posted by Manatee Boy on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 06:26:00 PST

Phenomenal Manatee Boy Tribute

I am incredibly excited to announce a brilliant artistic endeavor from one of my fans and friends--Bosco Bohawk. The creation is a masterfully written opus titled "The Blue Ballad of the Manatee." The...
Posted by Manatee Boy on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:51:00 PST

10,000 Views

Well, cookie-lovers--we did it . . . Manatee Boy has officially entered the 10,000 Views Club. Thanks for your undying support; good cookies to each and every one of you. Keep spreading the word! Mana...
Posted by Manatee Boy on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:31:00 PST

Manatee Boy Earns Comedy Song Award

"March of the Cookies" wins Comedy Track of the Day Manatee Boy's song, "March of the Cookies" will be featured as GarageBand.com's Comedy Track of the Day on Wednesday, the 1st of November, 2006. The...
Posted by Manatee Boy on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:51:00 PST

New Song Brings Scary Dreams

Here's the bulletin I posted today regarding the effects of the new song: Well, I have to admit that the new song has had quite on effect on me personally.  Last night, I had FREAKY dreams, which...
Posted by Manatee Boy on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST

New Song: Cafeteria Cookie Song

Hello everybody, I am pleased to announce that, once again, I have teamed with Minor Tranquilizers to produce yet another song.  Minor Tranquilizers has grasped the spirit of the school cafeteria...
Posted by Manatee Boy on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 04:13:00 PST

New Song: Cookie Conscious

Here it is:  Manatee Boy's newest collaborative effort, this time with the very talented lyricist and musical master Conscience. The song is titled "Cookie Conscious" and deals with the subregion...
Posted by Manatee Boy on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:59:00 PST

Current Music Rankings

Thanks to the huge success of the new Cookie Lover Remix by Minor Tranquilizers, I have achieved the following rankings on myspace music: Jungle Category:  #1 in Arizona, #26 Overall Freestyle Ca...
Posted by Manatee Boy on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:18:00 PST

FAN CLUB

Those of you who have yet to join my official fan club, please do: http://groups.myspace.com/manateeboy Later, M-Boy
Posted by Manatee Boy on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 03:02:00 PST

I'm Back

Yes, it is true.  I am back.  The story goes like this... I was involved in a near-fatal helicopter crash off the coast of Fiji in late January.  I was at the tropical island to do a sh...
Posted by Manatee Boy on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:22:00 PST