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Bosco Bohawk

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"Shel Silverstein and Dr Seuss got together and had a baby. Bosco is that offspring's 4th cousin...I have no doubt." Mountain Man, Shmountain Man, 2007.

"baa baa baa baa baa baa bosco. You're a nutburger. You're very talented." Tad the Anarchist©

"Dad, that's totally random. that's psycho. do that little bosco dance again." Jared, age 9

"Grin...All of your songs are real! Cheeseburgers in Paradise? Uhh huh. I think your songs are as real as it gets. Bring it on, bring it on!"Algol

Grew up in Palos Verdes, CA. USA. UC Davis grad (yea, OK, wtf, I'm an aggie) Expat living downunder, fighting the ninja hobbits and the mighty gollum of middle earth, New Zealand.

Music, comedy, satire and freethinking floats my boat. If you like same, come on in, jump the moat! We all have stuff to do. In between that, life happens.

Some will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon. Thomas Blount.

Arrogant and judgmental people are the most impoverished on the planet. If you can't teach them to be free, just let them file in the cabinets of eternity Bosco Bohawk.Who Is BOSCO?? What FLOATS his JETSAM?
i'm an agnostic deist with pantheistic tendencies

i wrote the american constitution

personal visions include libertarian individualist anarchism, with origins in the Enligthenment and classic liberalism

power is always illegitimate unless it proves itself to be legitimate. The burden of proof is on the authority. If it can't be proven, it should be dismantled. Authority that puts some above others is illegitimate by assumption

heroes include thomas paine, bertrand russell, george orwell and noam chomsky

perpetuating and inflaming the war between the left and the right is a ruse by the ruling elite to divide and conquer the horde

bush is a fucking idiot

hilary clinton is bought and paid for

arnold schwarzennegger should use a unisex toilet

religion, like pollution has and will continue to ruin the entire planet

people should use less gasoline and more elbow grease

a nuclear bomb can ruin your entire day

animals can be eaten, especially covered in tasty bbq sauce, but never abused

anthropogenic (agw) global warming is a hoax to steal more of your hard earned cash. see my blog

abortion should always be a woman's private right to choose

i've shown you mine, now SHOW ME yours

"Of all the enemies to public liberty war is, perhaps, the most to be dreaded, because it comprises and develops the germ of every other. War is the parent of armies; from these proceed debts and taxes; and armies, and debts, and taxes are the known instruments for bringing the many under the domination of the few. In war, too, the discretionary power of the Executive is extended; its influence in dealing out offices, honors, and emoluments is multiplied; and all the means of seducing the minds, are added to those of subduing the force, of the people.... [There is also an] inequality of fortunes, and the opportunities of fraud, growing out of a state of war, and degeneracy of manners and of morals. No nation could preserve its freedom in the midst of continual warfare.

James Madison, "Political Observations" April 20, 1795

damn, looks like we haven't learned a helluva lot in 211 years.

BOSCO BOHAWK VIDEOS:

Mississippi Queen

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Sagittarius Dwarf

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My Interests

Music, comedy, beer, satire, sarcasm, parody, arcane references, freethinking, science, free association, liberty, good poetry, art, truth, beauty, deism, self-determination, freedom, austrian school of economics, a well-configured computer, dongles, french toast (not overly cooked), lifting heavy weights in a predetermined manner, neurobiology, psychology, nature of being, sea kayaking (surf ski), venison, deer antler velvet, spicy Mexican food, falafel with hummus, mountain forests with campground fire smell, mountain lakes, beaches with golden sand, hiking around bitchin' stuff, growing organic leeks and other cruciferous vegetables, creating glass out of molten sugar, Absolut vodka and club soda with a splash of Rose's lime juice

I'd like to meet:


Music:

The Black Crowes, Peter Case, Neil Young, David Bowie, Muse, Spacehog, T Rex, Steppenwolf, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Dream Syndicate, Steve Wynn and the Miracle 3, XTC, Lou Reed, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Mountain, Cream, Clapton, Dire Straits, Marc Knoppfler, David Knoppfler, Steely Dan, Nico, DiVinyls, Roxy Music, U2, Elvis Costello, X, Bad Religion, The Dead Kennedys, Social Distortion, Jello Biafra, The Plimsouls, The Tubes, Oingo Boingo, Concrete Blonde, Ultravox, Pink Floyd, David Gilmour, Robert Fripp, King Crimson, Brian Eno, Talking Heads, The Plimsouls, Sex Pistols, Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, Tones on Tail, Love and Rockets, The Grateful Dead, Jerry Garcia Band, Jefferson Airplane, Jorma Kaukonen, George Clinton, Funkadelic, New Riders of the Purple Sage, The Doors, The Kinks, Led Zeppelin, The Yardbirds, The Who, The Band, George Thorogood, ZZ Top, Aerosmith, Queen, Kansas, Steve Winwood, Living Colour, Robin Trower, Frank Zappa, Deep Purple, Beck, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Weird Al Yankovic, Devo, Peter Gabriel, Genesis, Rush, Audioslave, Soundgarden, The Cult, True West, The Cure, The Smashing Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Meat Puppets, Dramarama, REM, The Shamen, Inspiral Carpets, Oasis, Camper Van Beethoven, Thin White Rope, Cracker, The Finn Brothers, The Mutton Birds, Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, Southern Culture on the Skids, The Apples in Stereo, Jimmy Cliff, David Lindley, Bob Marley, Charlie Parker, Cannonball Adderley, Les McCann, Dizzy Gillespie, Diana Krall, Stan Getz, Louis Armstrong, Willie Dixon, Billie Holliday, Towel Daddy Phatwa, Tiki Tuesday and countless others

Movies:

pretty much anything by Stanley Kubrick: Apocalypse Now, The Shining, 2001: A Space Oddyssey, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Lolita, Full Metal Jacket. Others include: A Place in the Sun, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, A Midnight Clear, Amadeus, Forrest Gump. Comedies: This is Spinal Tap, The Blues Brothers, Animal House, The Jerk, Stripes, Dumb and Dumber, Caddyshack, Airplane, Blazing Saddles, etc.

Television:

The Doors-L.A Woman

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TOWEL DADDY PHATWA

Featuring: from Santa Pantalones, CA... the veritable Tiki Tuesday sensations: TyRus Sondod and RyBan Lenla

The Black Crowes - Jealous Again

Add to My Profile | More VideosGenesis - The Musical Box

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Original 1960 LP of Les McCann Ltd. "Plays the Truth" on Pacific Jazz records

Books:

Thomas Paine, "The Age of Reason" Dostoevsky, "The Idiot" William Faulkner, "Light in August" and "The Sound and the Fury"... Anything by Roald Dahl. Hunter S. Thompson, Dr. Charles T Tart, Dr. Arnold Mandell, Dr. Ramachandran, Carlos Castaneda. Pop indulgences include: Lawrence Sanders, John Grisham, Michael Connelly, Clive Cussler, David Baldacci (except The Camel Club, which sucked)

Heroes:

thomas paine, bertrand russell, john locke, jean-jacques rousseau, george orwell, sir isaac newton, carl sagan, benjamin franklin, noam chomsky, henry david thoroeau, hunter s thompson, ernest hemingway, and of course, zippy the pinhead.

Grad School: University of Otago, New Zealand, 1994.

My Blog

Bosco Songs

Duct Tape --> --> Duct Tape&..It won't give you blank staresDuct Tape&..Use it to fix the stairsDuct Tape&.You can tear it with your handsDuct Tape&.You can affix it to your glands --> -->...
Posted by Bosco Bohawk on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:57:00 PST

SONGS HAIKU

Thanks to the legion of fans who have supported my music over what seems like an eternity, but is in reality, only about a year.Bosco gets thousands of emails a day.  Email is great.  It pr...
Posted by Bosco Bohawk on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:31:00 PST

Bosco Observations

quite possibly the world's first batch of whiskey apple flapjacksThe Grateful Dead Research Institute presents Never Used Lyrics The Grateful Dead had some of the most poignant lyrics in the ps...
Posted by Bosco Bohawk on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:08:00 PST