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About Me

DWM sssearching for SSSSWF. Leader of a ruthlessss terrorissst organization determined to rule the world. Ssssingle. Essstranged son. Trussst issssuesss. Likess: hiking and kayaking. Dislikess: bumbling idiotsss. (IE: Twinsss, Sswamp Punksss, Chrome Domess, Cloned Emporerss)
Ssstatement of purpossse: When the citizenry loll back on their fat haunches and hire poor minoritiesss to do their dirty work, we win! When love of money eclipses moral conviction, we win! When good men sssee the ascension of evil and do nothing, we WIN!Our household cleaning product pyramid scheme growsss exponentally! It iss a money making juggernaut! It is based on man's willingnesss to exploit hisss neighborssss!Our nation wide "GREED IS GOOD" seminarss are filled to capacity and our media department hasss ssssucceeded in selling ten more mindlesss sitcomsss to the networkss to further lower the intelligence of America!
You Are 100% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Interests

Global conquessst, world domination, anarchy, terror, the hit TV show ALF, pancakesssss.

I'd like to meet:

You are tall, blonde, HONESST and eassssy going. And potential recruits:www.mcsweeneys.net/2002/01/02cobra.htmlIf this sounds like fun IM me.

Music:

Cold Sssslither, Jem and the Hologramssss.

Movies:

Doctor Strangelove, Apocalypssse Now, The Lassst Temptation of Chrisssst.

Television:

Invader Zim, Buffy the Vampire Sssslayer.

Books:

The Great Gatsssssby

Heroes:

Me.

My Blog

Congratulationsss! To ME!!!!

Good newsss! Your'sss truly isss going to be sstarring in a TV adaptation of The Importance of Being Earnesst! We are ssslated to start filming next year! I will be playing Algernon, the witty-elitiss...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:55:00 PST

Father'sss Day

The local fortune teller in SSsspringfield wasss running a Father'ss Day ssspecial. Ssso even though I've disssowend Billy like, I don't know, a thousand timess or sssomething, I decided to treat myss...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 06:37:00 PST

An Itch That Won't Quit.

So lassst Tuesday I put my battle armor on (the silver getup designed my Mindbender in the 80's). I enter the throne room, give the troopss a moving and touching ssspeech about global domination. I ho...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:06:00 PST

I would kill for a chaco taco.

SSSsssaturday night, I wasss at a party hosssssted by the twinss. There were a lot of hulking ssshirtlessssss men at thiss party. And everyone (except yoursss truly) wasss wearing flowerss in there ha...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Mon, 15 May 2006 07:23:00 PST

MySsssspace Iss Sssstupid!

I'm only here becausse Zartan sssset me up with thissssss account. It'ss lame. I tried to find Sssskeletor on here and all I could get wasss a bunch of ssssskinny punk rock kidss. Don't even get me ss...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Sat, 06 May 2006 05:15:00 PST