THE COBRA CLUB

NAKED IRONING

SPENDING YOUR LAST MONEY ON SOMETHING USELESS

WATCHING EXCITED PEOPLE LEAVING, ARRIVING OR RETURNING AT AN AIRPORT

WALKING HOME IN THE MORNING, MEETING PEOPLE ON THEIR WAY TO WORK

ROCK MUSIC

PHOTOSHOP

ALL SORTS OF BOOKS

DILETTANTI

COMMUNICATION

LEMUREN

MIND AT LARGE

FLOCKS OF BIRDS IN THE SKY, DANCING IN WEIRD FORMATIONS

BIG SIDEBURNS

ADVENTUROUSNESS

BEING HUNGRY ALTHOUGH BEING FULL

BIG HAIR

SNAKESKIN BOOTS

TRIDENT PLOUGHSHARERS

LYING ON SOFT GRASS WATCHING CLOUDS IN THE SKY

TO RECEIVING MAILS FROM A FRIEND WHO IS "IN THE JUNGLE"

NAUGHTY SURPRISES

HOMEMADE STUFF

SLIDES AND THEIR LUMINESCENT QUALITY

HAVING YOUR HEAD STROKED

TICKLE FIGHTS

WATER FIGHTS

BIG FAT MARKER PENS

NOT TO GIVE UP ON MEDITATION

SLEEPY SEX

THE SOUND OF RUNNING PROJECTORS

THE SWITCH FROM THE BREAKDOWN TO THE LAST CHORUS OF "SEX ON THE STREETS" by PIZZAMAN

VANILLA SCENT

BUYING A SOUND RECORD PLAYER ON THE FLEAMARKET FOR 1 POUND

COMPLEMENTARY COLOURS

HAVING SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SMELLY

FORGIVENESS

SUPER 8

TRANSITORINESS

MY NEW BLACK POINTY BOOTS

TIMELESSNESS

SPYING

ROBERT CRUMB, CHARLES M. SCHULZ, CARLOS CASTANEDA, ALDOUS HUXLEY, PAUL ARDEN and WILLIAM KLEIN

SEXY POSTMEN

CYTOPLASM

CHEAP JEWELERY

"GET UP OR DIE TRYIN"

PARACHUTING

NATURE PROGRAMS

LITTLE BURBS

KNOWING WHAT YOU WANT

ICE CREAM VANS

STILETTOS

EVOLUTION

REVOLUTION

SOLUTION CARBURETTORS

CAMPING

A BIG STEAK WITH PEPPERSAUCE AND FRIES

GRABBING ATTENTION

"THE TA" (Territorial Army: Cocktail half Tequila half Absinth)

C-MOVIES

HOT CHOCOLATE ON A COLD NIGHT

FINDING MONEY IN THE POCKET OF A JACKET YOU HAVEN'T WORN FOR AGES

CANDLELIGHT

FRESH CHILLIS

ARRANGING FLOWERS

BIG NOSES

BEING CAUGHT OUTSIDE IN A THUNDERSTORM WITH YOUR LOVER AND GETTING TOTALLY DRENCHED

FAST BOIL KETTLES

OPEN FIRES

STRANGERS WHO SMILE AT YOU IN THE STREET

STATIONARY SHOPS

BEING MOVED TO TEARS

CURLING

DILLY-DALLY

DAYDREAMING

CUDDLEY BLANKETS

LEAVING A PERFECT LIPSTICK MARK ON SOMEONES CHEEK

COOKING FOR OTHER PEOPLE

HAVING OTHER PEOPLE COOK FOR YOU

THE FLOATING FEELING THAT COMES JUST BEFORE YOU FALL ASLEEP

NUDE BBQs

THE SMELL OF A ROAST DINNER COOKING

FAMILY

SPLIFF AND SEX SIMULTANEOUSLY

THE HUM OF INSECTS ON A SUMMER'S DAY

SINGING ALONG TO YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS (especially if you can't sing)

EVERY SINGLE INTERVIEW WITH MARLON BRANDO or KLAUS KINSKI

DISHEVELLED HAIR

REDISCOVERING SONGS YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FOR AGES

SCRATCHING AN ITCH

HAVING SOMEONE AROUND TO SCRATCH AN ITCH ON YOUR BACK

HATS AND WIGS

SUNLIGHT REFLECTING OFF WATER

SPINAL TAP

KAZAA

GETTING & GIVING MASSAGE

DRESSING MEN UP IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING AND MAKING THEM LOOK STUNNING

KIDS

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BICYCLE KICKS

DRAGONFLYS

NATURAL STIMULANTS

BINARY CODES

A PIECE OF STRING

MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF (now and then & not necessarily connected with being drunk)

SPONTANEOUS APPLAUSE

LEARNING BY DOING

TO DIGRESS

DINOFLAGELLATES

TO DINE OUT ON A STORY FOR MONTHS

SCAVENGERS

DEMOLUTION WORK

VAPOUR TRAILS

REGICIDE

COMPETITION

SPARKLEHORSE

FINDING A LOST FILE

GETTING OLD

SHARING SILENCE

TUNA SANDWICHES

BUMMIN' AROUND

TO CRUMBLE THE FRESH LEAVE OF A TREE BETWEEN YOUR FINGERS AND SMELL IT

TUNING

EXCEEDING YOUR LIMITATIONS

HOPE

LARGE STEERING WEELS IN CARS

TRANSOCEANIC CABLES

A BUBBLE BATHS

LIVING INSTEAD OF SURVIVING

LEATHERMAN TOOLS (the more gadgets the better)

HUGE HEADPHONES

LISTENING TO MUSIC WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING ELSE

EATING A NICE MEAL WITHOUT DOING ANYTING ELSE

WINDING UP A CLOCKWORK TOY

CLIMBING UP A TREE

HAVING A REALLY COOL BICYCLE

LEARNING

READING TO KIDS

RECEIVING EXCITING PACKAGES IN THE POST

TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE FEELS THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU AS YOU DO ABOUT THEM

MANNEQUINS

REDS/PURPLES/PINKS/MAROONS/GREENS

A BLACK CITROEN DS WITH A WHITE ROOF

VENTILATORS

SHERPAS

A HILLMAN SUPER MINX

HEAVY EYELIDS AND DARK UNDER EYE CIRCLES COMBINED WITH TWINKLING EYES, KNOWN AS THE "COME TO BED" LOOK

ACCELERATION

SHOOTING STARS

VELVETEEN

THE POWER OF MARS

DURATION

FLICKER BOOKS

A PRIVATE BOOTHS

SERPENTINE ROADS

POWER STEERING

CHAIRLIFTS

SHAREWARE

RADIAL ENGINES

TAX FREE STUFF

AXE THROWING COMPETITIONS

STROBOSCOPES

WHEN ALL YOUR BEST FRIENDS COME TO VISIT YOU IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY FOR YOUR SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY

THE ORIGINAL MOTÖRHEAD-ACE OF SPADES POSTER THAT I FOUND IN A CHARITY SHOP

WET WINDY WINTER WALKS BY THE SEA

GRAPES, CUT IN HALF, IN GREEK YOGHURT

WALKING IN MY SHOES

PING PONG

COVER VERSIONS

TCP

NINJAS

TO HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE

ZIRCONIUM

DAISY WHEEL PRINTERS

THE THERMODYNAMIC LAWS

HEAVY MONSOON

CHEVY SUPERNOVAS

DADAISM

RESISTANCE

SOMETIMES DOING THE WASHING UP TO CLEAR YOUR HEAD

FATHER TED

FINALES

MARIACHI

PRIME NUMBERS

STRIPES

FLAMES

PHASERS

ONE WAY LINKS

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