About Me

Well I think I'm a pretty easy going guy... laid back. I have my own empire which I'm currently working my girlfriend into. I have a phat secret hideout and I plan to some day conquer the world and enslave all my enemies. I like to go clubbing or just stay in and rent movies. I'm very spontaneous, and I like to just get up and go. Some people say I'm the "BAD GUY" well I'm not. I'm just what you would call the underdog. I love animals! I like frozen yogurt with strawberries. I like long drives at night, especially when I'm with a hot chic, but I cant go for drives because I'm on house arrest. Anything else you want to know just ask. I love talking about myself!!

Chain of Command

Check me out! You see this? I'm in charge

Heathencore 2nd in Command of the Revolution Lo-Fucking-PaN Head of the Anti-Douchebag Intelligence Dept. Used to be my mom, but she turned out to be a double agent. Douchebag. Ju 1st Minister of the String Stefano Director of Internal Affairs Mr. Ridiculour Head of the Department of Bad Taste Emile 1st Minister of Children Problems and Bus Driver for the Revolution Karate Kid Head Martial Arts and Self Defense Instructor Mo'HxC Head of Special Anti-Emo Task. Well done, little lady. Charles Darwin Head of Science THX Dr. Evil Head of Medicine, well she is a doctor. General Thomas Hays is the commander of our Elite Ground Force Operations Team, or EGFOT. Hmmm, not a fun a fun acronym. I will have to work on that. Gavin Minister of the Department of Corruptions and missing shirtsNate Chief PR & Strategies Advisor and Executive Sandwich Maker Rise Captain of Ninja Cheerleading Squad B.A.T.S. Air Guitar Repairs Technician

My Interests

Attacking GI Joe's military bases, long walks on the beach, picnics, starry nights, I also like to locate close with and destroy the enemy by fire and manouver or repel the enemy's assault by fire and close combat.

I like to play chess or checkers (though I will assinate any cheaters), bossing people around, watching explosions. I also really like the challenge of the Sunday paper crosswords.

I'd like to meet:

People who:

Follow ordersEnjoy EvilMake great sandwichesAre Anti-GI JoePossess encyclopedic knowledge of explosives,chemical weapons and laser guns. I also want to meet yo mamma. But only if she's hot or easy.

Music:

Beethoven Edith PiafJohnny CashMarlene DietrichKISS Henry RollinsRolling Stones'd like to bang Christina Aguilera (does that count??)Sex PistolsFaith No More

Movies:

Where Eagles DareDr. StrangeloveApocalypse NowRashÃ´monStar WarsBlue AngelCaligulaA Clockwork OrangeSleepless in Seattle (Whenever I tell the chics this, they wanna bang me)Citizen KaneThree KingsDesperate Living

Television:

Wile E. CoyoteWe keep CNN amd the BBC on 24-7 at the hideout but we don't really watch it. It's more for scoping out new spots to invade. The Simpsons (but only up to season 10) Invader ZimThe Playboy Channel, that is on at the hideout 24-7, too.

Books:

I dont get to read much anything but reports from my men....boy i need a vacation

Heroes:

Genghis Khan Attila the HunTheseusJulius CesarDarth Vader

My Blog

GI Joe

Wow, I don't even need to plan a strategy it seems. ...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:23:00 PST

Halloween

This year after losing a bet to Destro I had to stay at the hideout and give out candy to trick-or-treaters. After lining Destro's costume with a flesh-eating virus, I poured myself a glass of...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:16:00 PST

Transformers the Movie

Gah!!! What is wrong with Hollywood? When will folks realize that one's skill at fellatio gives no indication what so ever of their ability to write or direct a film? A porn film, maybe. Are there no ...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 03:32:00 PST

Stop interrupting!

Ok, as practically everyone except for my grandmother (it would shock her, kinda like the case with Spiderman and his aunt, etc) knows I am on a mission to take over the planet. This actually requires...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:39:00 PST

New blog

Sigh!!! Trying to take over the world is a busy job! Then of course, there's the ladies...the weapons... the troops. Anyway, since you seem to have nothing else to fill your lives I will tell you abou...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Fri, 26 May 2006 05:34:00 PST

My winter vacation

Greetings TroopsIt was great to go home for Christmas. I managed to drop a few missiles on some small islands on the way over there. Laser Viper was convinced that the series of Lost was in fact a do...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 09:11:00 PST

My wish list

Yes, it's that time of year when I become even more selfish than normal. This includes pushing kids over in Toy stores or cutting in line to see Santa or blowing up a defenseless country that no one ...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 01:05:00 PST

Your stupid group

Faithful minions; If I get another request to join any of your foolish little groups I am going to aim my missiles at a small Eastern European country and fire. Of course I don't want to join your li...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 04:40:00 PST

Halloween costume

I can't believe I let her pick my costume this year! It's now too late to get anything else since the shops have sold out of all the good costumes. Curses! Maybe Dr. Mindbender still has the Siegfrie...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 05:37:00 PST

Aloha from Honolulu!

Hello fellow recruits, Sun, sand and surf have been great although the volcanoes make me homesick for my secret hideout. Will probably return after this weekend. Over and out Cobra Commander...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 09:46:00 PST