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The Gay Horses

About Me

Our blog is very good. VERY good for the soul...

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We WANT you to download our songs for free and bung them on your ipod and share them with your mates and laugh at them and feel a *little* bit revulsed or repulsed by them.

Our gigs are unbelievably fun and silly. We are serious about our stupidity and never fail to entertain.

We succeed to entertain.

Please take four minutes out of your busy internettttt life and
DOWNLOAD OUR BEAUTIFUL MUSIC FOR FREE
The songs all sound amazingly rousing and rambunktious on a set of headphones or belting out of a proper stereo.

Don't believe us?

JUST DOWNLOAD THEM AND SEE!!!

(Hard sell over), now read all about us and GET. IN. VOLVED!!!

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Nobody on earth can
truly be sure how the Gay Horses formed.
Here is a version of events which is
commonly accepted to be accurate.
Any inconsistencies can be logged
as far up your ass as they will go.

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All life is a cycle. Death and birth are intrinsically connected. Illness, hardship and disease are a sad balance to joy, happiness and glee.

With this in mind, there is no need for fear. The body of flesh is no permanent home for the soul, it is merely a temporary conjunction of matter design to route energy for a specified or unspecified period of time.

In your world there is nothing but freedom. The rules you live by, be they restrictive or encouraging, are nothing but fabrications of your own mind.

The rules you live by, your guilts, your loves, your desires and your reservations, they are your humanity.

Before humanity, there was only spirit. A form of chaos. Unbridled energy so powerful that it was wont to destroy any creation before that creation could even become an idea. There were no ideas. There was no space. There was no matter. There was no route, no containment. And as such, there was no flow. No point.

As the universe developed, and energy became matter, which in turn became subatoms, which in turn became atoms, which in turn became particles, which in turn became molecules, which in turn became substances, which in turn became chemical processes, which in turn became life, which in turn became behaviour, which in turn rolled through into various intelligences, loves, hopes, fears, communications, instincts, faults, worries, plans and dangers, some of the chaos was lost.

From formlessnes to form.

The natural way of all substance in life is to engage in a system of attraction, interaction and repulsion. On whatever scale, in whatever way, be it evolutionary, physical, mental, chemical, the template of the breath, the inhalation and eventual exhalation, the constant change, is the only knowable, predictable thing about the universe.

Our universe is in a complicated, heavily formful, heavily patterned, heavily ordered place right now.

Dragged from the place before time, the 'non-place', The Gay Horses begin the move from form to formlessness.

The call to shift.

The need to change.

The necessity to break.

The consciousness' ache,

for Chaos.

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No one knows what has caused these humans to behave the way they do. But they do it. And a deep, deep part of all of us Quite. Simply.

Love it.

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/9/2006
Band Members: Adam Puckey - Vocals
Tom Gough - Guitar
Bart Banana - Bass
Nik Budden - Drums

Influences: The members of the Gay Horses all live separate lives, and are aged between 22 and 956. Their influences are impossible to define. Here is an attempt: Adam - Family, thought, words, understanding the world, having a good time, control, good food, ridiculous situations, other people's embarassment, debate, christmas, science fiction and fantasy books, books in general, religion, death, comedy, cloning, ambiguity, faith and pokemon.Goffy - Sex, Drugs and a fat fucking spliff!!Bart - Love, Life, and a Fat Fucking Riff!!San - TR27, Chaos, extremely great live music, yellow jumpers, ladies, and being proper black. Nik - Arguments, structured debate, Cider, Drums, Making money, making friends, being a gentleman, and being a Cunt.
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Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Messiest night in history - Adam & Gem’s engagement party!!!

It started out very sedately. Gemma and I went up to her mum's house and were treated to a really nice and crisp plate of fish, chips and peas (Gemma and her mum are both very good cooks, this ha...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 17:16:00 GMT

Back in the saddle

The Gay Horses have returned from out of space, and are looking for a strong enough Jamspace to contain them. anyone who can help, please help!!!
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 06:05:00 GMT

The day I got Bugga’d in Penzance - By Adam Puckey.

  The day I got Bugga'd in Penzance - By Adam Puckey. It started like any ordinary Saturday. My girlfriend and I woke up, had breakfast, went to the park, had a beautiful and romantic day playing...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:11:00 GMT

Gig informationzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hey loving horsefans, Our gig with Club Cuckoo in Falmouth on the 17th of March has been CANCELLED!! This is because Cornwall's tiny population results in more or less all non-dance nights making slim...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:42:00 GMT

A piece of video mastery from yesterday’s recording session


Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:13:00 GMT

Gig announcemennnnnnnnt!!!! 17th of MArch 2008

CLub cuckoo, at the M.I bar. No doubt we'll be making a huge fuss about it closer to the time.. Lots of love. Adam.
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 09:22:00 GMT

Something to make you laugh

AND a humourous anecdote from the life of my lovely lass Gembly. First the joke: An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:53:00 GMT

A droplet of wisdom

There is a cynical sarcasm inherent to the ~british~ psyche.   We embody it, I'd say. I believe it becomes ingrained into us by the fact that, from birth, it has more or less ALWAYS rained on Sun...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:25:00 GMT

I fuckin’ done us a facebook didn’t i?

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Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:04:00 GMT

We appear to be doing some sort of rock concert...

It's all the HEIGHT of trendy. It is at the rockers live bar in Taunton, on the Saturday of the sixteenth of February. We are referring to it lovingly as an 'Animal based cider fueled valentine's adve...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:03:00 GMT