Gargamel - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am an evil wizard that spends my days trying to capture, eat, and otherwise destroy the Smurfs. I am absolutely obsessed with the Smurfs and live for the day Iâ€™m victorious over those three apple high tasty morsels. I am also quite fond of my cat Azrael which I beat often.

My Interests

Devouring papa smufâ€™s ass, total devastation of Smurf Village, and shuffle board.

I'd like to meet:

Iâ€™m primarily interested in meeting smurfs, but in my old age have also grown to enjoy the company of other evil Homo Sapiens.

Please message me or just add me as your friend...I'm lonely.

Music:

La la la-la la la, Sing a happy song. La la la-la la la, Smurf your whole day long. Oooooo I hate Smurfs! (Azrael meows) I'll get you, I'll get all of you if it's the last thing I ever do! hehehehe!

Movies:

Mostly Porn (I'm very lonely)

Television:

Smurfs

Books:

103 ways to gobble a Smurf

Heroes:

Myself