About Me
AT-TEN-HUT!! All right, at ease disease - and welcome to the Slaughterhouse!! My name is Sgt Slaughter!! Primarily the special drill instructor for G.I. Joe but I am known to get my hands more than dirty from time to time and engage in special missions!! I have led two G.I. Joe special teams: the Renegades, one fucking ballsy mercenary-type group that engages in the highly sensitive, bottom drawer-classified type missions for the United States (former football thug David "Red Dog" Taputapu, circus performer/Interpol agent Varujan "Taurus" Ayvazyan, and ex-Cobra grunt escapee Felix "Mercer" Stratton), and later the Marauders, a damn good G.I. Joe assault squad with Spirit the tracker, Low-Light the sniper, Barbecue the firefighter, Mutt the k-9 handler, and Footloose the groundpounder on the roster!!
Sgt. Slaughter would best describe himself as the toughest, meanest, fucking sonuva bitch out of all the Joes!! I brush my teeth with barb wire, shave with a blow torch, and spit bullets!! I have proven that there is no god-damn obstacle too difficult to overcome!! When I'm on the move, Cobra is on the god-damn run!! As an instructor and trainer, I push my charges through the most brutal and physically challenging exercises, exercises not made for fucking pussies, exercises which I can perform rather easily myself!! Sgt. Slaughter is almost unnaturally strong and I've shown myself perfectly capable of fending entirely by my god-damn self in some of the roughest missions known to human history!! In fact, I've easily fended off several dozen of those fucking pussy droids, the B.A.T.s, all by myself!!
Besides fighting to protect your god given American rights, I also double as a professional wrestler!! I have held numerous regional titles early in my career and experienced my first major success in the NWA capturing the NWA World Tag Team Champion with Pvt.Don Kernodle!!
I then signed on with the WWF!! I was the top fucking contender to Bob Backlund's WWF Championship, and engaged in the classic feud with that shit-brick Pat Patterson, culminating in a famous "Alley Fight" in New York's Madison Square Garden which would go down as one of the most violent and innovative matches of its time!! But my career truly took off in 1984, after I defended America's honor against that slimey, towel-headed, faggot Iron Sheik!! As a result, I would go on to become the most popular, beloved, and recognized stars in all of fucking wrestling!! However, due to classified military purposes, I transfered to the AWA!!
I kicked major fucking ass in the AWA throughout 1985 and 1986, becoming the AWA America's Heavyweight Champion, defeating that scumb bag Larry Zbyszko, shortly after my arrival!! I went on to defend the title against all those cocksuckers like Zbyszko, Kamala, Boris Zukhov, and Nick Bockwinkel (before the belt was inactivated) and feuded with Shiek Adnan Al-Kaissey and his stable of sissy-girl wrestlers, the Road Warriors, and Col. DeBeers!! I even challenged that has-been Stan Hansen for the AWA title!!
In 1987, I took most of the year off due to what was once again, classified military purposes!!
In 1988, I returned to wrestling in the AWA, having to once more deal with the likes of those god-damn pussies, Shiek Adnan Al-Kaissey, the Iron Sheik and Col. DeBeers!! I also became a top contender to the AWA World title during Larry Zbyszko's reign in 1989 and was a team captain for the AWA's ill-fated Team Challenge Series during the first half of 1990!!
Now I want to set the record straight for you lilly, fancy panced maggots!! My time spent as an Iraqi sympathizer during 1990 and 1991 was only an act!! It was a farce!! I was undercover and had to gain the confidence and friendship of the Iraqi's!! Seeing as how we were at war with them and they were in league with Cobra at the time, I had to get "inside"!! I know that my heel persona was one of the most hated in wrestling history and the general poor taste of it heavily contributed to the poor ticket sales of WrestleMania VII but ironically enough, it was in America's best interest!!
I took hold of the WWF Championship at the 1991 Royal Rumble, defeating The Ultimate Warrior using what I deemed any means neccesary ("Macho King" Randy Savage interfered), but lost the belt in a fierce and bloody match against that fucking pussy Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania VII!! I then took a hiatus to concentrate soley on the struggle with those scum bag terrorist faggots, Cobra!! I did return to WWF television back in 1997 to assume the role of on air commissioner, but this title was handed over to Shawn Michaels near the end of 1998!! I still occasionally wrestle for WWE, but due to military commitments and the heightened war on terror, my primary role in the promotion now is that of a road agent!!
I was finally inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame on March 13, 2004, the night before WrestleMania XX!!
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