On the 0th day, I created God. Then I made God do the rest of the work while I pitied him. I use e before i as I please. The term "baker's dozen" was created because I scared the baker so much that he gave me an extra donut. In the movie Wizard of OZ, I rented out my necklaces to make the Yellow Brick Road. It cost 6 midgets and a freaky night with Glenda, the good witch. MMMMMM. My hair style is actually a complex array of antennas that can triangulate the exact location of any fool in the universe. My gold chains can then transmit pity to those coordinates. Before I was born there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. I destroyed the periodic table because I only recognize the element of surprise. I speak only when necessary. My main form of communication is folding my arms and slowly shaking my head. And regardless of the situation, I am always understood. My dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours..
