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I have a long history with COBRA, going back to when the evil organization first began causing trouble. I am an expert in mountain climbing, and land navigation. I can scale a cliff or building as easily as a spider can walk on glass. I am an expert in hand to hand combat. I pride myself on my abilities on Chin-na, Aiki-do, Krav Maga, Kodokan Judo, and Sambo. My true talents lay within my infiltration skills. I excel in sabotage and demolitions. I prefer to work alone, but sometimes I pair with a fellow soldier. I am an expert in l.r.r. or long range recon. Tactical air support, and scouting. A true master of his environment kills you without ever being detected before or after the kill. That's me. I joined Cobra for the money. The money? Yes. Do you know what it feels like to serve your country with HONOR only to be expelled from the only life you know after you were deemed no longer 'fit' for active duty? Then rotate to the Real World for a fine job in retail where a killer with credentials becomes a servant to a 22 year old assistant manager who has something to prove. Fuck that noise. Poor bastard should have listened the first time I told him to fuck off. Also I joined of course for the Ideal of what it could be. I think of how it could sculpt this pathetic World that sells democratic lies. Honor and Patriotism are merely euphemisms of delusion, and Imperialism. Thanks MTV! You fucking suck hard!!!
The fact is I know just where I stand and thats usually behind the scope of a rifle with G.I. Joe in the cross hairs. Firefly answers to NO ONE.