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Poetry, murder, badminton, taming and training sea creatures to do my bidding. Swimming, more murder. Dancing, clubbing and anything freaky deaky. Stabbing. Merm stole the following from one of his new friends. Hey, I'm evil, get used to it!.. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..BASS!!!! .. width="425" height="350" ..
Man-at-arms' lifeless corpse impaled on my trident!!! Michael Bolton and William Shatner. Anyone who can walk upright, has scales, and is attracted to fish. Troy McClure. Here he is in "Stop the Planet of the Apes! I want to get off!".. width="425" height="350" ..
Metal 24-7 Bitch! Although in sensitive moments I will break out the James Taylor and Cat Stevens. Sometimes even Wilson Phillips.The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
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The Perfect Storm; He-Man and the Masters of the Universe; Spongebob Squarepants the Movie; Flipper; The Poseidon Adventure; anything to do with seafaring. If you can mix seafaring and killing together, all the better. There was that one submarine movie with Jon Bon Jovi that I really get a hard-on for. Can't remember the name. CURSES!!! Damn you He-Man you've given me too many blows to the head!
Spongebob, Seaquest, Stargate SG-1, He-Man of course. I look better in the new episodes. Doing less coke these days.
The Old Man and the Sea, Moby Dick. It's hard for me to read as I usually have wet, slimy hands.
Skeletor (you'll find work soon, Skelly!); Jonah and generally anyone who has survived living inside of a whale.Here's Skeletor reading a poem. .. width="425" height="350" ..Be sure to check out www.myspace.com/unemployedskeletorHere's He-Man coming to terms with who he really is:.. width="425" height="350" .. Mossman will fuck you up. An old swimming buddy.