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Zack Attack

May your liquor be cold, your women be hot, and may all of your problems just slide off like snot

About Me

My Interests

I'm interested in making other people laugh, horror movies, and the 80's.

I'd like to meet:

YOU!

Music:

I really love 80's synth. Definitely anything suave or sophisticated. If it has a prominent keyboard or electric guitar... I'm in. Keytars are preferred. I also love video game music (the old-school NES stuff).

Movies:

I enjoy excessive amounts of violence, gratuitous nudity and black humor, all mixed with a large dose of irony and an incredible lack of taste.

Television:

Arsenio Hall Show, Beavis and Butthead, CHiPs, In Living Color, Joe Bob Brigg's presents: Monstervision, Knight Rider, Liquid Television, Macgyver, Miami Vice, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Tales from the Crypt, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The Incredible Hulk

Books:

My Blog

A day in the life of Zack Attack

This is my first video blog, as well as my first attempt at video editing. While J-Mill steals the show this time, I will try my best to get in the camera's spotlight more often on the video blogs to ...
Posted by Zack Attack on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:59:00 PST

Bite that cranium like an apple!

Even though Halloween is over and done with now, I've decided to list a few recommendations for some movies to catch next time Halloween comes around. In the spirit of keeping things rare and tongue i...
Posted by Zack Attack on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:56:00 PST

Beating the odds

My two cousins made it on the news recently. I don't get to see them much since they live in Dallas, but Kyle (the older of the two) did come and visit last summer. He's a real cool guy. T...
Posted by Zack Attack on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:08:00 PST

LOL!


Posted by Zack Attack on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:01:00 PST

Best fight scene ever.

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Posted by Zack Attack on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:01:00 PST

This is the coolest music video I've ever fucking seen!

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Posted by Zack Attack on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:23:00 PST

White meat, dark meat...ALL will be carved!

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Posted by Zack Attack on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:08:00 PST

Weekly Quiz: How well do you really know Adam?

         Can you guess which of the following is Adam's real face?         Submit your answers via Comment, and I'll post th...
Posted by Zack Attack on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 08:32:00 PST