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LORD DUNGBEETLE

He who is not a good servant will not be a good master

About Me

I am married to my best friend and we have been together since 1998. My wife takes good care of me and is there for me when I need her. I love you honey.
I am a tool of the "man" 5 days a week, and sometimes more. My job is exciting and often rewarding. My employers and co workers are great and I enjoy serving with them. I make a decent living and I live in a suburban warren of similar, well kept, homes. I have the lifestyle of a typical middle class American schmuck, which I guess is what we all hope for in the end.
I try to see the good in people and I believe in treating people well. I believe there is a karmic checkout line leading to the afterlife.
I see the world differently than most others.I can see the beauty in a spider, a soldier who died for his country, a fat woman holding her child or the smile on an old man's face. Beauty is everywhere and it can't always be detected with the eyes.
I love my god, country, family and friends. I always try to do my duty as a son, husband, friend, citizen, and public servant. If that makes me a simple man, I can think of no better compliment.


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I am looking for an artist to illustrate my writing (comic book/storyboards). I am also looking to collaborate with other writers on my website. I enjoy reading material (Stories, spec scripts, screenplays, etc) and having my material read and critiqued.
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My Interests

Falconry,
Pop Culture,
Sci-Fi,
Arguing,
Television and Film,
Computers,
Star Wars Everything,
History,
Writing,
Toys,
Spying,
Amatuer Surgery,
Police Work,
The 80's,
Tajikistani Folk Dancing,
Sea Stories,
Jap Cars,
Succulent Rubdowns
and what some have called "Flaming Gnome Bowling".

I'd like to meet:

George Lucas,
Gaius Julius Caesar,
Jessica Simpson...In a dark, deserted, alley,
Bill Gates,
Someone named Todd or Justin over 60,
Halfdan The Black,
Jim Bowie,
John McCain,
Jerry Seinfeld,
Seth McFarlane,
Any U-Boat Captain,
Klingon General Martok,
The inventor of the "Sticky Note"...so I can kick his ass!,
Adam Sandler (Pre Big Daddy),
A brave French soldier,
Sean Connery...I would make him apologize for "Highlander 2:The Quickening",
and... That guy who took my parking spot at the premier of "Bringing Down The House" because it was such a primo spot right up front and I ended up having to drop my wife off in front of the ticket booth and then had to park all the way in the back...I was going to say something after the movie but it was so terrible, I mean what happened to Queen Latifah? "Taxi"? Come on!, I just got distracted and forgot, but now that I think of it, I would love to run into that guy again and tell him how much that steamed my broccoli!

Music:



Classic Rock, Folk, Sea Shanties, Mountain Music, Bluegrass, Classic Country, Punk, Metal, Hardcore, Old School Rap, Christmas Music, German, Gospel, Military Marches, Showtunes, Pop, Disco, Electronica, Dance, 90's Gansta Rap, Goth Rock

Movies:

Saving Private Ryan,
Braveheart,
Commando,
Blade Runner,
Dr. Strangelove,
Tombstone,
Beastmaster,
All the Star Wars Films,
Ride With The Devil,
Unforgiven,
Das Boot,
Out For Justice,
Gladiator,
Office Space,
The Big Lebowski,
Empire of the Sun,
Last of the Mohicans,
Bad Lieutenant,
Goodfellas,
Erik The Viking,
Downfall,
The Mad Max Films,
The Man Without A Face
Big Trouble In Little China
and Major Dundee.

Television:

I have a TiVo so I get to watch alot of TV...I like

Battlestar Galactica (New One),
24,
Lost,
Heroes,
Arrested Development,
Rescue Me,
The Shield,
Curb Your Enthusiasm,
Family Guy,
Law and Order:SVU,
Jericho,
The Office,
Scrubs,
Rome,
The Sopranos,
SouthPark,
Anything on Cinemax after 11PM
Cartoon Network's Adult Swim,
and Sleeper Cell.

Books:

Team Yankee,
1984,
Starship Troopers (Not at all like the stupid movie-An excellent book),
The Alienist,
American Psycho,
A Clockwork Orange,
Do Androids Dream of Electrical Sheep?,
Without Remorse,
Ender's Game,
Ivanhoe,
and Commentaries on the Gallic Campaign

Heroes:



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My Blog

Asian Drivers: Are They Really That Bad?

Asian Drivers: Are They All Death Behind The Wheel?       Asian drivers&..look out! Seriously, there is a long held belief that Asian people don't drive very well. I have heard this st...
Posted by LORD DUNGBEETLE on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:17:00 PST

The 7 Weird Things Game

Hello this was passed on to me by my friend Zack so in the spirit of things I will do as he asks of me and play the game. 7 weird things! The Game: The first player of this game starts with the ...
Posted by LORD DUNGBEETLE on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:17:00 PST

Odds and Ends Part Two

Last weekend I was on call and I got called out twice. In both cases I ended up going to the hospital to interview the victim. The regular work week was kinda slow so I guess things balanced out. I th...
Posted by LORD DUNGBEETLE on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:34:00 PST

The Best of Summer Television

The summer is usually slim pickins when it comes to television. There are television shows, but not many good television shows. It takes time and effort to find good programming in the summer season. ...
Posted by LORD DUNGBEETLE on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 06:20:00 PST

Odds and Ends......

This is kind of a rip off blog. I am just going to discuss a few items that do not really warrant a full blog of their own. I am not using contractions because I have noticed a "&apos" where an ap...
Posted by LORD DUNGBEETLE on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:36:00 PST

Help! Ladies Poker Night!

My wife is hosting a "Ladies Poker Night" at our house tonight. The "ladies" in question are her co-workers and they range in age from late 30's to 50's. I made the mistake of staying home tonight. I ...
Posted by LORD DUNGBEETLE on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 06:09:00 PST

My Summer Guilty Pleasures

Summer is about fun and new experiences. Whereas winter and autumn are a time for traditions, summer is a time for exploration and trying new things. We take vacations and go to new places, we engage ...
Posted by LORD DUNGBEETLE on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 10:46:00 PST

Adventures at Wal-Mart: The Transformer Toy Hunt

The wife and I make monthly trips to Wal-Mart to stock up on groceries and other essentials. I know some people have strong feelings about Wal-Mart and what it stands for, but for me it stands for che...
Posted by LORD DUNGBEETLE on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:27:00 PST

Sweet Ebay Scores!

I recently made some sweet scores on EBay that I would like to share. We'll call it show and tell. I take pride in my ability to find an uninformed seller on EBay and then totally rear end them. First...
Posted by LORD DUNGBEETLE on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 04:50:00 PST

Because I'm open minded

I am going to wait until I see Michael Moore's "Sicko" before I comment on or criticize the film. I do know the gist of the film, "Our health care is bad, everywhere else good", "America evi...
Posted by LORD DUNGBEETLE on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:16:00 PST