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My names Jay. Im a sarcastic wise ass, Im extremely anti-social. Im on an unending quest for useless knowledge. I like Bruce Cambells bad acting. Im glad you think collecting action figures is stupid. Wedge wasnt really helping anyway. The godfather is the longest, most uninteresting, over credited movie ever. Adolf Hitler was elected by a democratic government. People who think Star Wars is gay but havent seen it are retarted assholes. Each of the 3 engines on a space shuttle pump out over 12 million horsepower apiece. "shop smart,shop S-mart" This country is full of stupid, consuming, capitalist zombies. Everyone should be forced to listen to '80's hair metal so that trajedy doesnt happen again. If you like wearing fur you should be skinned alive. If Lt.Gorman hadnt ordered "collect magazines" it would have ended very differently. America will suffer the same fate as the Roman Empire. I like to provoke arguements. I dnt care how many tattoos you have its not a competition. StarScream, RamJet, Dirge, SkyWarp, and ThunderCracker make up "The Seekers" I know I spell tyme wrong, correcting me makes you anal, not a grammar expert. I take drugs to kill the pain. Army of darkness is supposed to be stupid, so stop saying it. Ill find any excuse to qoute a movie. Mountain Dew should be classified as a narcotic. Columbus didnt "discover" america. The longest non chemical word in english is "Antidisastablishmentarianism". Im actually pretty mellow and easy to get along with. If your not a complete moron, we will get along fine.