Dum' Dum

I, Dum' Dum, am a four-foot floppy-eared caricature who just happens to be the President of the United States of America. I hold a talking balloon, adorn a child's suit and sandals, speak with God, glide through the air, seize the nation's imagination, and I'm not much of a talker (the balloon does the talking for me... it's easier that way). I Dum' Dum, was born out of the September 11th tragedy, as the great American hero--a superstar of politics, morality, logic, and good ol' fashioned compassionate conservativism. I alone will save us from evildoers and can spread American-style democracy to freedom-loving people everywhere. That's right I ,Dum' Dum, am heavy stuff and a brilliant work of art. All Hail me, Dum' Dum!
I, Dum' Dum, may seem a little immature, to say the least. But that's all part of the brilliance. My boyish appearance veils the disparate but overlapping power-networks of neoconservatives, charismatic evangelicals, oil tycoons, energy hawks, corporate conglomerates, stock investors, media powerhouses, international dignitaries, and various ministers of American thought and political diplomacy. These folks vie for power and use me (Dum' Dum) as a means to their ends. So, in a sense, I'm the head representative of all these big-hearted, altruistic interests... hey, power, greed, and secrecy are good things, in a Dum' Dum kind of way.
If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm a spoof of your precious president, George W. Bush. I, Dum' Dum, use satirical narratives and visual illustrations to expose, critique, and comment upon the fabrication of Bush's presidency. Travel with me as I masquerade as your twenty-first century ring leader--a socio-political circus full of characters, storylines, mushroom clouds, smoking guns, doctored dossiers, slights of hand, twists of words, cryptic messages, stuttering repetitions, and freedom-defending faulty intelligence. Along the way, we'll meet other political players, like Big Bad Wolfowitz, Mushroom Cloud Condi, Bypass (er.. buckshot) Cheney, Rummy, Alberto the Torture Doctor, Ashcroft the Impaler, etc. These folks provide me the means for a highly sophisticated, well-orchestrated, and entirely conscious enterprise: I, Dum' Dum, am the fabricated poster boy for domestic conservativism and global expansionism. Only something so intelligent could appear so Dum' Dum! Become a real American Hero by subscribing to my blog.
Hey lets not forget the work of this guy: robworld.org From what my handlers tell me, this fella' has some pictures of me. I think you should go check them out.
Oh yeah, how could I Forget? Now you may purchase some Dum' Dum swag at the Dum' Dum store Be a real patriot and buy a t-shirt or a mug.