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uncle scam

Blue Puppet's Rule

About Me

there are only a few crazy puppeteers out here. i'm looking for a partner in craze to join my show. you want to be a busking puppeteer? tell me

My Interests

long low tones that move the soul.
tremulous love

I'd like to meet:

the puppets of john malkovich in Harvard Square
for a puppet orgy

Music:

frank zappa,
bob dylan,
the fugs,
mose allison

Movies:

i am curious(blue)
brewster mccloud
little murders

Television:

watching the government of massachusettes in action,
watching the federal government in action

Books:

hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
kidnapped

Heroes:

cancer survivers who live full lives

My Blog

peace song

"come on scam." the wire drooped and scam twisted in my hand.scam slyly peers into the ozone "i'm tired of singin the driver says one more buck. that little lie of 25 cents bothers me.""scam let's get...
Posted by uncle scam on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:24:00 PST

why blue ?

now there's a question i have an answer to.it's rather long, kick back i was a rotten toothed kid, genetic and low oral hygiene.well once when 20 i brokeoff a root canal, right front, and that bein 1...
Posted by uncle scam on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 07:29:00 PST

practice voting

september and there are no more ways to put the show onin my mind "put you money where your mind iswe vote with our money in america.",scam spits out, in cadence, three times, ending in an upward sing...
Posted by uncle scam on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:58:00 PST

franchise a voting facility

mimiwhat's the political puppet scene in london?o hi i'm Blue and i am the guy beside Uncle Scam, the star.at Uncle Scam i'm trying to franchiseuncle scam's practice voting facilityto those with a ben...
Posted by uncle scam on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:59:00 PST

story 2

someday i'll have to explain the mind that predates puppets. once i heard your voice in my head, it had to be played. scam, it was as tho i was swinging on your stick. at the same time watching the h...
Posted by uncle scam on Thu, 04 May 2006 05:15:00 PST

a simple action

i'd like to see bush gone, the war over.an idea: make up a sign saying impeach bush/stop the war and every day, stand on the roadside and hold it up for the world to see. every day.ten minutes an ho...
Posted by uncle scam on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:05:00 PST

street story

wow, scam's lookin down out of the luggage rack. i can tell he'swonderin what i'm gonna make him say when we get off the bus insavannah. damn scam, i gotta get enough money to eat. worryin about whata...
Posted by uncle scam on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:53:00 PST

scam's A.R.T.O

a.r.t.o.the "american retard terrorist organization."well it's this way.this is the only homeland security recognized terrorist organization today. we have a contract on america.our mission is to scar...
Posted by uncle scam on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 12:33:00 PST

impeach

To the Congress of the United States: Whereas Mr. Bush is unwilling or unable to honor his oath of office to protect and defend the Constitutionof the United States, and whereas he has also cont...
Posted by uncle scam on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 11:47:00 PST