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Zoink Boy

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About Me

I am love, I am hate I'm an atheist with faith Vent my anger with a smile. I'm polite or obscene. Either whisper or I scream. I'm not quite what I seem I'm somewhere in between.I am young in my old age. I am calm or in a rage. I'm your friend or enemy. A pacifist or at war. I am rich but I am poor. I'm all extremes I'm nowhere in between.Wide awake Or in a dream Nowhere in between. Like the pulse of a machine I'm driven to extremes.I feel the turmoil boil in me I'm neither healthy nor diseased I am all extremes But I'm still in between.Say right or say wrong. Outcast yet I belong. I'm high or I'm dry. Say I am weak yet I am strong.In between In betweenI am my alter ego. I am subconsciously. In depth but also shallow Or somewhere in between.Oh I know I am Always first in line or last. I swim with sharks or drown with rats. I'll defend as I attack. My world and yours are not the same I am in a different lane. I am not where I seem But I'm somewhere in between.I seek revenge As I forgive I die to live. Not afraid but scared to death I don't fit in.In between all extremes
You're the Chatterer. As Pinhead's second in
command, you enjoy the tiny smidgen of power he
indulges you with (like letting you get a
make-over in HR2). But what you enjoy most is
wandering the corridors of hell, looking for
someone to 'play' with. And of course, if you
can't find anyone, you never feel too alone.
There's always the chattering of your teeth to
keep you company.
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My Interests

Hiding in dark places, Horror movies, Comics, Heavy Metal, Greed, Gluttony, Envy, Sloth, Pride, Lust, Wrath, Reading, Video games, Fantasy Art, PBR, Going to bars, Numbing myself of feelings, Destruction, Walking around aimlessly, Denying reality, Hating everything, Self abuse, Eating and drinking anything thats bad for me, Things that go bump in the night, Waiting for the apocolypse.

I'd like to meet:

Metal heads, freaks, weirdos and people who know how to have fun. Life is to short to be all up tight.

Music:

Iron Maiden, Fear Factory, Marilyn Manson, Type O Negitive, Mercyful Fate, Megadeth, Pantera, Black Sabbath, King Diamond, NIN, Ministry, Jack Off Jill, Anthrax, Primus, Korn, Cannible Corpse, Six Feet Under, Rob Zombie, Kittie, Slayer, Metallica, Sex Pistoles, The Exploited, Sepultura, Ozzy, Slipknot, Coal Chamber, Overkill, Manowar, The Misfits, Morbid Angel, Rammstein, Prong, Iced Earth, Fozzy, Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Motorhead, Dethklok and a whole lot more.

Movies:

Hellraiser, Halloween, Friday The 13th, Nightmare On Elm Street, Dead Alive, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Evil Dead, Army Of Darkness, Resident Evil, Return Of The Living Dead, The Big Lebowski, Killer Clowns From Outerspace, Con Air, House Of 1,000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, The Eye, Predator, Star Wars, LOTR, Pitch Black, Aliens, UHF, Spider-Man, Kill Bill, Freddy vs Jason, Beetlejuice, Naked Gun, Dog Soldiers, Creep, Ghostbusters,Riki-Oh The Story Of Ricky, Zombie Strippers and the list goes on.

Television:

Married With Children, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Seinfeld, That 70's Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Sea Lab 2021, WWE, Lost, Gi Joe, Transformers, Thunder Cats, The Young Ones, He-Man, Red Dwarf, Voltron, Futurama, Invader Zim, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Books:

Necronomicon, The Hobbit, LOTR, Stranger In A Strange Land, Star Wars: Tales Of The Bounty Hunters, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, A Field Guide To Demons, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe, Life The Universe And Everything, So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, Mostly Harmless, and the Resident Evil books.

Heroes:

I have non, nor do I need any.

My Blog

Drinking

So I have discovered that if you start drinking early you can pass out early and wake up the next day feeling refreshed and ready to drink again.
Posted by Zoink Boy on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:15:00 PST

Desperation

You know your desperate for something to eat when you decide to make french fries with a side of different french fries plus a side of another kind of french fries. Now thats what I call good eatin. ...
Posted by Zoink Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ugh

I need a vacation.
Posted by Zoink Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good To Know

If any one cares I discovered something tonight. Whiskey and cookies don't mix well together.
Posted by Zoink Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Take Survey Thing

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one wor...
Posted by Zoink Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm Gonna Explode

I ate so much and I drank so much. I think I'm gonna die. 2 nights in a row heavy drinkin. Happy thanksgiving mofo's
Posted by Zoink Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thanksgiving Eve

Thanksgiving eve has some how become one of the biggest drinkin nights of the year. Personally I'd rather not get trashed and show up to thanksgiving dinner with a hangover. But who am I to argue with...
Posted by Zoink Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sunday Bloody Sunday

Went out to a bar in manhatten saturday. It was pretty cool. Skipped paying the cover charge by going in the wrong door. 5 bucks to get in just to pay 5 more bucks for beer. Get the hell outta here. T...
Posted by Zoink Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick

Went out drinking last night. Spent alot of money. Got mad and punched a wall. Twice I think. My knuckles are bruised now. And I'm hungry. Maybe I'll get some pizza. And then go to another bar tonight...
Posted by Zoink Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Life Sux

Life sucks and I want taco bell. Soft shell tacos mmmmmmmmmmm. Goddamn it why aren't there any taco bells in walking distance. This is Brooklyn damn it. Taco bell should be on every corner. Where's my...
Posted by Zoink Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST