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Unicron

Poop.

About Me

I'm a giant omnipotent robot. I like to eat planets.What more do you want?

My Interests

Eating Planets, wandering aimlessly through the universe, string art

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who lives on a planet. A very large delicious planet.

Music:

Lion, Devo

Movies:

Transformers The Movie, Rawhead Rex, XTRO 2, Intruder

Heroes:

Me

My Blog

I wish I could scratch my forehead.

I just looked at all of the people who I'm "friends" with and thought, "Maybe 359 is enough." Then I realized that I was forgeting to breath. Of course, when you're a giant robotic head drifting thr...
Posted by Unicron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WANTED: Multi-planet sized robotic body.

Will pay good money for well maintained robotic body. Must be capable of digesting large masses of land. Autobot Matrix proofing a must. Low mileage preferred. Please send pictures. Serious inqui...
Posted by Unicron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST