Sad day in History |
September 12th 2003 Johnny Cash slipped this mortal coil. Music has sucked pretty hard ever since!A TributeSome Highwaymen stuff:
Old Stuff:
And j...
Posted by Uncle Emmet on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:44:00 PST |
Dr. Dipshit McFuckwad Esq. |
Have you ever talked to someone who referred to themselves as "Esquire"? Did you punch them in the face or just really want to? Over the many long years I have spent talking to people I have come to f...
Posted by Uncle Emmet on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:17:00 PST |
There is a Troll under the B.U. Bridge! |
I have done a highly scientific survey and have come to a disturbing conclusion. There is a very dangerous and voracious troll that lives under the B.U Bridge and eats people! This is the only thing t...
Posted by Uncle Emmet on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 04:35:00 PST |
1.21 Gigawatts! |
It's been about ten years since I have watched Back to the Future. It came on last night, I half watched it in between video games and channel surfing- I had some sarcastic observations.
- Whoe...
Posted by Uncle Emmet on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:07:00 PST |
Damn Kids |
The back-story (feel free to skip ahead);My Aunt and uncle and 3 kids came for a visit from Cork Ire this Saturday. They'll be staying with my Mom and Bailey (the baby-licking-terror-dog) for two week...
Posted by Uncle Emmet on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:07:00 PST |
Clarification of Coffee Milk |
While I was fixing up my coffee in the work cafeteria today I saw something I have not seen in years. In the big refrigerated milk/cream dispenser sat a little half pint of Coffee Milk. I think this ...
Posted by Uncle Emmet on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:11:00 PST |
Jesus wrote the Bible? |
Jesus wrote the Bible?
Thank you for not proselytizing to me while I am working. I do not show up at your work, stop the Tilt-O-Whirl, and tell you all about agnosticism, the...
Posted by Uncle Emmet on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:44:00 PST |
Chapter 1 |
Terra Too
The announcement was made April 20th 1993. What had once seemed like the most insane theoretical explanation to a problem of min...
Posted by Uncle Emmet on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:01:00 PST |
I know how you all love stories about me wounding myself... |
And I hate to disappoint!
I had an awful day yesterday. Every customer was a pain, everything sale took longer than it should have, fax this email that, get tax documents blah blah blah. Also ...
Posted by Uncle Emmet on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:30:00 PST |
The Ants of my Car |
The Ants of my Car
My Grand Marquis had been sitting at my mom's house for about a year. During this time a colony of carpenter ants took up residency in the great white whale. I don't really understa...
Posted by Uncle Emmet on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:05:00 PST |
