Hollywood Squares

Not famous anymore? Come see me.

About Me

A waiting room for the never-has-been celebrity morgue. A place where Jim J. Bullock is the funniest man alive.

My Interests

The Secret Square, Giving away Hyundais, Shadoe Stevens

I'd like to meet:

Steve Guttenberg (give up and return my phone calls), Fabio, Whitney Houston, Interpol in 1.5 years, The Other Guy from WHAM, Rodney King, David Cross, the chick who fucked Kobe

Music:

Theme song

Movies:

Spaceballs (with Jim J Bullock as Prince Valium)

My Blog

new recruit

Saw "Lost in Translation." Going to Ask Bill Murray to be in a square.
Posted by Hollywood Squares on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ALF to block ...

ALF is the secret square!!! Shadoe, tell us about today's prize! Thaaaaaaat's right John, we'll be flying you and a washed up celebrity of your choice to sunny Baltimore, where you'll stay for one ...
Posted by Hollywood Squares on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST