metal, tattoos, piercing my body, being awesome, FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS THREE, Boddington's Pub Ale, procrastinating, tormenting the cats, being clinically insane, loving various decades along with VH1, British Comedy, road rage, caffienated beverages, hating everything, pants, faeries, big black boots, sushi, eyeliner, dancing like a child of the night, never taking myself seriously, being pale, hair dye, getting up to the fence at concerts, Eddie Izzard, Foamy the Squirrel, porn, tragic romance, burlesque, shocking people, movies about insane asylums, books on practically any topic, self-mutilation, self-destruction, self-awareness, being an unashamed dork
Layabouts, ne'er do-wells, miscreants, dastardly duos, hobos, vagabonds,supervillians, people who smoke crack and worship satan, bitches who better have my money, other hopeful suicide girls, Tom Waits, Ron Perlman, Criss Angel, Anthony Bourdain, anyone who can get me a copy of "Edward Penishands".
Tom Waits, Frank Zappa, Pantera, Black Sabbath, The Damned, The Cure, Sisters of Mercy, The Black Crowes, Depeche Mode, Bad Religion, Skinny Puppy, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, The Pogues, Reverend Horton Heat, Lynyrd Skynyrd, the mothafuckin' DARKNESS, gothy goo I can dance to, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, Bowie, Bouncing Souls, Tenacious D, several thousand others
Lord of the Rings, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, I Never Promised You a Rose Garden, anything by Pixar, Seven, The Usual Suspects, Over the Edge, Dogma, X-Men, Monsters Inc, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Moulin Rouge, Camille, David and Lisa, anything by Michael Moore or Kevin Smith, The Ring, Tombstone, High Plains Drifter, Moonstruck, any Coen Brothers adventure, good kung-fu, Leon, Dazed and Confused, the Evil Dead trilogy, Spheeris's Suburbia, The Warriors, Monty Python, anything set in a lunatic asylum, 1950's teen exploitation films, splatter/gore horror flicks
Project Runway, Top Chef, Keith Olbermann, Adult Swim, Good Eats, Iron Chef, Sifl and Olly, PBS, especially Masterpiece Theatre, BBC movie versions, most other literary adeptations, The State, MST3K, The Amazing Race, Boy Meets Boy, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Gilmore Girls, Match Game '75, Mr. Show, The Kids in the Hall, The Young Ones, The Tick, The Naked Chef, Invader Zim, Band of Brothers, No Reservations, Studio 60, Celebrity Poker Showdown, The West Wing (seasons 1-4) any and all Lifetime movies especially if Valerie Bertanelli is trying to get her baby back, okay, please. I love TV. I'll watch goddamn anything.
Wuthering Heights, Jane Eyre, Please Kill Me, The Eloise Books, The Madwoman in the Attic, All Harry Potter books, Dangerous Angels, The Secret Garden, Lolita, Neverwhere, anything that has been banned, erotic anthologies, any tragic Victorian love stories, David Sederis, Frank McCourt, Sarah Vowell, James Carville, Roddy Doyle, Dorothy Allison, the Bronte Sisters, Jane Austen, Shakespeare, L.M. Montgomery, Anthony Bourdain, Francesca Lia Block, ee cummings, Neil Gaiman, Jhonen Vasquez...Child, Please. I'm practically drowning in books. I'm a confessed bibliophile and proud of it.
I don't really have heroes, but I love Johnny Cash, Witch Baby, Tony Bourdain and Sam Elliott. No, I lied. Tom Waits is my hero.