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Jonathan Sorber

I WILL CAPTURE YOUR SOUL!

About Me

About me...
I regret nothing!
I don't believe that everything happens for a reason, but I do believe there is a reason that everything happens... and you take everything that happens as it comes and react to it. That's what makes life.

My life is Art & Music:

My Life:

    My Band - nFactorialMy Photography NYC/Philadelphia Fashion Photographer (Special NYC rate $500/day rate)
    (Philadelphia - I have different rates based on need/usage - ASK!)

Quick facts about Jonny:

    I love computers & the classics... classic literature, classical music & classic cars! I have never done any drugs in my life, never smoked a cigarette I love dancing, eating & cartoons
I love doing as much as I possibly can, I've been in bands and LOVE TRAVELLING!!
I am an established award winning photographer, but by day a boring software developer :)

Just becuase there are things I don't remember doesn't make my actions meaningless. The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it? Anyway, maybe I'll take a photograph to remind myself

Anterograde amnesia is a selective memory deficit, resulting from brain injury, in which the individual is severely impaired in learning new information. Memories for events that occurred before the injury may be largely spared, but events that occurred since the injury may be lost. In practice, this means that an individual with amnesia may have good memory for childhood and for the years before the injury, but may remember little or nothing from the years since. Short-term memory is generally spared, which means that the individual may be able to carry on a conversation; but as soon as he is distracted, the memory of the conversation fades.

I define my identity as a process of change

Some quotes I am liking
    All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. -Voltaire No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness. -Aristotle Great ambition is the passion of a great character. Those endowed with it may perform very good or very bad acts. All depends on the principles which direct them. -Napoleon Bonaparte The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - i'm not upset that you lied to me, i'm upset that from now on, I can't believe you. -Friedrich Nietzsche Relationships--of all kinds--are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost. -Kaleel Jamison

I SHOOT FOR CHARITY

My Interests


I love photography... Here is some of my stuff
Deviant Art - PHOTOGRAPHY

    jsorberphotography.comOMP PortfolioModel Mayhem Portfolio

PICTURES I TOOK

I'd like to meet:

    Established Fashion Models/stylists/photographers etc People that TELL IT LIKE IT IS!! People that are serious about having fun foreigners that can teach me languages people that like to DANCE one day... i'll marry a girl with a mohawk
I AM ELECTROSEXUAL!
i want to meet a hot sexy robot!

ps - if you send me a message saying only "thanks for the add" I will delete you, assuming that you're not a real person and that I should be expecting mass comments with sparkle text.

Music:

music i like to dance to:
bloc party, The Faint, interpol, Tsunami Bomb, Radio 4, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ladytron...
(electroclash, 80's dance, etc)

music i like to rock out to:
The Refused, Fugazi, Avail, The Low Budgets, Kid Dynamite, Gorilla Biscuits, Milemarker, Bouncing Souls, The Clash...
(punk rock, hardcore, etc)

music i like to relax to:
Denali, The Cure, Beach Boys, Client, Vivaldi, radiohead, Gregory and the Hawk...
(Classical, anything slow & relaxing)

Movies:

Amelie, The Secretary, Sin City, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, The Blob, The Big Lebowski, Punch Drunk Love, The Usual Suspects, Run Lola Run, Braveheart, Japanese Horror flicks, Monty Python,I Heart Huckabees,Memento, 80's movies!

Television:

The only thing you need to know is:
UNCLE NAGYS HOUSE
Cartoons: Chobits! FLCL, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Invader Zim etc, Trigun, Cowboy Beebop, Evangelion & Other Misc Anime

Books:

1984, DaVinci Code, Animal Farm, The Catcher in the Rye.
Dante, Orwell, etc... There's a lot to be said about classic literature
The complete works of Shakespeare!
Poe:THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH(short story)

Heroes:

Jack Kerouac, Bob Ross, e.e. cummings, Mata Hari, Marlene Dietrich, Jaques Cousteau, Lesbians

My Blog

Latest Shoot - Christina, Steph Vicious, Cherie

Makeup artist: Stephania Digiovanni...
Posted by Jonathan Sorber on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:06:00 PST

Photo Blog: Sarah Cowbell!!

Modeling Contact: http://www.myspace.com/sarahcowbell ...
Posted by Jonathan Sorber on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:06:00 PST

Photo Blog Natalie

Contact: http://myspace.com/nataliechristaall images copyright jonathan sorber...
Posted by Jonathan Sorber on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:04:00 PST

Photo Blog - Elizabeth

Thanks to Liz for doing the edits, I don't have much time on myspace these days... but check em out!!contact: http://www.myspace.com/bizzy_rose...
Posted by Jonathan Sorber on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:00:00 PST

END OF HANDS & KNEES - TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY!!

It's been quite a great year, I've met some amazing people and had tons of amazing times!But every good thing must come to an end, and John, Ian, and myself are at a point that we need to move on..It'...
Posted by Jonathan Sorber on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:19:00 PST

Photo Shoot: Andrea Chevalier

Makeup Artist: Jordan Liberty Model Mayhem Link jordanliberty.com Model: Andrea Chevalier Model Mayhem Link Photo Edit: Jordan Liberty ...
Posted by Jonathan Sorber on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:39:00 PST

johny strawberry balls & pocky

2 things that rule in this...johny strawberry balls & pocky!!
Posted by Jonathan Sorber on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:27:00 PST

Check out this video: How to Shower: Men vs Women - shake your penis make the "woo woo" sound

How to Shower: Men vs Women Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Jonathan Sorber on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:14:00 PST

ROME!!! the good, the bad and other misc crap you can't possibly live without

Where do I start?So I arrive at the Rome Fiumicino Airport Sunday afternoon 3pm. the bathrooms on the airplane were really smallI packed 2 bags with me. One of them contained everything I packed for ...
Posted by Jonathan Sorber on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:59:00 PST

THE TROLLEY PROBLEM

A trolley is running out of control down a track. In its path are 5 people who have been tied to the track. You can flip a switch which will lead the trolley down a different track. Unfortunately, the...
Posted by Jonathan Sorber on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:00:00 PST