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lindsey

I got a long way to go, I'm getting further away

About Me

"You should enter that."
"Huh? Enter what?"
"The lumberjack contest."

My Interests

drawing & painting, video games, body modification, animation, crossword puzzles, japanese candy, anatomy, traveling, saltwater aquariums, playing the double bass, getting mail, big lots, going to the gym, performance art, miniature anything, dogs, horseback riding, pajama pants, cooking, eating

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

elliott smith, einstürzende neubauten, queen, nine inch nails, patrick wolf, coheed and cambria, the white stripes, heatmiser, björk, modest mouse, motörhead, tupac, fiona apple, scissor sisters, the cure, tori amos, nirvana, snoop dogg, classical & bluegrass

Movies:

about schmidt, secretary, howl's moving castle, spirited away, mysterious skin, the devil's rejects, pan's labyrinth, brokeback mountain, the libertine, princess mononoke, team america, little miss sunshine, kill bill, shrek, american psycho, donnie darko, i heart huckabees, fear and loathing in las vegas, the royal tenenbaums, office space, brotherhood of the wolf, the nightmare before christmas, gangs of new york, the triplets of bellville, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, o brother where art thou?

Television:

lost, the office, the daily show, flight of the conchords, flipping out, the colbert report, tom goes to the mayor, south park, family guy, hgtv, tlc, the travel channel

Books:

wicked, the devil in the white city, the minotaur takes a cigarette break, stiff, overclocked: stories of the future present, how to make love like a porn star, the bible according to mark twain, the giver, confessions of an ugly stepsister, sellevision, animal farm

Heroes:

self-made millionaires and that bitch from L7 that threw her used tampon into the crowd at a concert.

My Blog

Green... something.

I randomly decided to pimp out my "front yard" today, check it out!Common sense and everything I've read suggests I planted too many things too close together, but all of my neighbors have bushes and ...
Posted by lindsey on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:11:00 PST

Angelina Jolie: Apparently not that hot.

As some of you know, I was on a cruise a week ago. When you aren't too busy stuffing your face & napping it off or gambling, they of course provide all sorts of shows and other entertainment. One "gam...
Posted by lindsey on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:34:00 PST

Resolution 5

Unlike my design, I generally keep my art to myself - but I did make a resolution to make more time for it this year, so I figure sharing some every once in a while could motivate me to keep up on it....
Posted by lindsey on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:08:00 PST

Do yourself a favor: Check out The Wagner Free Institute

Gary and I attended a fascinating lecture on the evolutionary origin of the turtle's shell at The Wagner Free Institute of Science of Philadelphia last night and had a wonderful time. We had been want...
Posted by lindsey on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:02:00 PST

Dr. Phil tackles one of our toughest issues


Posted by lindsey on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:28:00 PST

2007

JanuaryRung in the New Year @ Alayna's mountain house, which was more influential on the year to come than I ever could have anticipated. Lots of new friends, lots of good times.Pizza Challenge. Manag...
Posted by lindsey on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:49:00 PST

Betty Homemaker powers, activate!

Check out the obscene amount of groceries I just picked up for $150:Bitches can't step to my food shopping skillz.AND we received an escrow refund check from our mortgage company today for $160, so it...
Posted by lindsey on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:54:00 PST

Christmas ruled my face off

He looks not so thrilled because he assumed I had been a well-meaning but audio-ignorant girl and bought him some shitty pair of $30 headphones. Foolish boy!!My world famous* sausage gravy over cheese...
Posted by lindsey on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:19:00 PST

Why everyone is hot on the internet

This morning I was awoken by the mailman at the crack of noon: my new camera had arrived! I tore the package open and snapped a picture of myself within 5 minutes of getting out of bed. (I say "new" c...
Posted by lindsey on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 12:41:00 PST

New house pics...

Work on the house has been coming along fairly steadily. We've painted every room except the kitchen & Gary's, ripped up carpets & refinished the wood floor, installed lighting fixtures and a ...
Posted by lindsey on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:29:00 PST