Offering my throat to the wolf with the red roses on hot summer nights; taking bubble baths with my pants on; treating objects like women; cosmetology.
The girls on the block with the nasty curls wearing padded bras sucking beers through straws, and the man in the black pajamas - a worthy fuckin' adversary
John Fahey, Django Reinhardt, Johnny Thunders, New York Dolls, Madonna, Steely Dan, Donna Summer, Slayer, De La Soul, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Guns n' Roses, Jabe, The Benders, Robert Wilkins, Mississippi John Hurt, Neil Diamond, Dion, Elvis Presley, Cat Stevens, Jackson 5, Justin Timberlake, AC/DC, Kelly Clarkson, Miles Davis, Grant Green, Gabor Szabo, Bob Wills, Stevie Wonder, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Fleetwood Mac, David Bowie, Faces, Rod Stewart, Misfits, Bad Brains, Black Flag, Sharon Isbin, Buddy Guy, Velvet Underground, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, James Brown, Funkadelic, Parliament, Serge Gainsbourg, Toots and the Maytals, Burning Spear, The Congos, Public Enemy, Nas, Jay-Z, Louis Jordan, Jelly Roll Morton, Metallica, Megadeth, Albert Ayler, Earth Wind and Fire, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Ryan Adams, Whiskeytown, Glenn Gould, The Who, Led Zeppelin, B.B. King, Freddie King, Albert King, Albert Collins, Stax/Volt, Motown, Doo Wop, Everly Brothers, Jimmy Reed, Elliott Smith, Tom Petty, The Raspberries, Flying Burrito Brothers, Gram Parsons, The Flatlanders, Gillian Welch, Kossy Sisters, Andrews Sisters, LL Cool J, Run-DMC, Jerry Lee Lewis, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Journey, Hall and Oates, Big Star, Replacements, Damone, Waltham, Skip James, Charley Patton, Lonnie Johnson, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Gun Club, X, Buddy Holly, Prince, Flat Duo Jets, Black Sabbath, John Coltrane, Carter Family, KISS, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Cramps, Junior Kimbrough, Wes Montgomery, Wu-Tang Clan, Motorhead, Gustav Holst, Bela Bartok, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Gladys Knight, Candi Staton, Black Sheep, Bert Jansch, Davy Graham, T-Bone Walker, Paul Pena, DJ Shadow, Boards of Canada, Autechre, Link Wray, Santo & Johnny, Blind Willie Johnson, Snooks Eaglin, Dion, Alice Cooper, The Cure, New Order, The Smiths, Morrissey, Pet Shop Boys, Warsaw, Duran Duran, Elton John, Guided By Voices, Nico, Queen, Bobby "Blue" Bland, Justice, Rihanna, Natasha Bedingfield, Frank Zappa
Woody Allen, Johnny Depp, Big Lebowski (Coen Bros. in general), Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Pootie Tang, Kung-Fu Hustle, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, blaxploitation, Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf, The Graduate, Mean Girls, Shampoo, documentaries
The Dog Whisperer, I Love Lucy, The Patty Duke Show, 24, Lost, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Depserate Housewives, Sex & the City, Freaks & Geeks, My So-Called Life, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Looney Tunes, (cartoons in general), What Not To Wear, Beauty and the Geek, anything involving Richard Dawson, Twilight Zone (Rod Sterling & 80s versions), Felicity, Gilmore Girls, Ben Stiller Show, Ren & Stimpy, Get A Life, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, In Living Color, Cheers, Night Court, Golden Girls, 21 Jump Street, Nip/Tuck, Little Britain
Bulgakov, Dostoyevsky, Neruda, Milan, Marquez, Dante, Murakami, Salinger, Kerouac, Selby Jr., Sedaris, too many things...
Cesar Millan, Frank Abagnale Jr., Jay-Z, Justin Timberlake, Cat Stevens, Dorian Gray, Dion DiMucci