PRESIDENTIAL SURVIVOR |
So we got a little over a year before we pick the next President and all sorts of people are running for office. We got like eight Republicans and eight Democrats. Some people say that's too many, but...
Posted by PieceOfBroccoli on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:34:00 PST |
Its Hard Out Here For A Broc |
So as any of you suckas payin' attention know, Broc's been thinkin' about quittin' the life. It ain't that I don't have love for y'all. It's just that da Broc has a lot of projects in the works, some ...
Posted by PieceOfBroccoli on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 12:55:00 PST |
How Da Shit Went REALLY Went Down |
As soon as I heard dat Paris Hilton was goin' to the slammer, I started plannin' my vacation. West Hollywod is great this time of year and thanks to all da news reports I knew of one house that was go...
Posted by PieceOfBroccoli on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 01:28:00 PST |
DA TRUTH FROM DA BROC |
So I'm kickin' back watching the news and they start talking about addiction and I'm thinkin' "Oh, snap, they gonna remind me that my drinking three two litres of Coke a day is bad". But no, they be t...
Posted by PieceOfBroccoli on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:46:00 PST |
IMUS be outta my mind |
So lately all I been hearin' about is how Don Imus was suspended, then how MSNBC cancelled his show, then how CBS radio cancelled his show, then how he apologized to some girls' basketball team for ca...
Posted by PieceOfBroccoli on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:15:00 PST |
Anna Nicole Who? |
So I'm kicking back drinking my Red Bull watching the news to see what's goin on in the world. And all of a sudden they tell me Anna Nicole Smith is dead. And my first thought be, "Aw, shit. OJ done k...
Posted by PieceOfBroccoli on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:11:00 PST |
Oh it's on now muthafucka!!!! |
So I'm kickin back watching some TV when I see some fuckin' cartoon broccoli out on a date. Next thing I know, I'm watching a Beano commercial. Now sure, you eat some grocery store broccoli, you might...
Posted by PieceOfBroccoli on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:05:00 PST |
What the Democrats Really Need. |
Yo, da Broc don't usually give a f*ck about politics, but somethin' needs to be said about all these Democrats patting themselves on the back for barely taking back the house and the senate for the fi...
Posted by PieceOfBroccoli on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:01:00 PST |
I just don't get it.... |
So Broc's mindin' his own business, checkin' da love and he sees he's got 'New Blog Comments'. Now Broc loves him some comments. So I click the thing and see that on my latest blog some fucka that I m...
Posted by PieceOfBroccoli on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 02:26:00 PST |
Chickenshit Muthafuckas |
So I'm checkin out the news and I read about some crazy fucka who flew his plane into a building in NYC. Not exactly the most original idea, but whatever. Anyway, now I read the following online:WASHI...
Posted by PieceOfBroccoli on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 10:54:00 PST |
