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Mr. Canacorn

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NAKED PRINCE ON HIS PEGASUS

Music:

Abba
Black Sabbath
Walter/Wendy Carlos
Dirty South Divas
Brian Eno
Fuzzbox
Goblin
Merle Haggard
Ice Cube
Judas Priest
Kiss
Lambert, Hendricks, & Ross
Giorgio Moroder
The Normal
Ozzy Osbourne
Dolly Parton
Queen
Ramones
Steely Dan
The Time
Ultra
Velvet Underground
Wu-Tang Clan
X-Ray Spex
Faron Young
Zapp

Movies:


Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original and part II), Videodrome, Showgirls, King Kong (original and the 76 version), Goodfellas, Rabid, Rize, The New Kids, Q, Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!, Return of the Living Dead, Friday the 13th (all of them are good for something, but the first 4 rule), Polyester, Ghost Dog, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Suspiria, Shivers, Godfather I and II, Gingersnaps, Fargo, Fando & Lis, Tromeo and Juliet, Rock and Roll High School, Blue Velvet, Lost Highway, Mulholland Dr., Wild At Heart, Fire Walk With Me, Eraserhead, Cruising, Maniac, Pieces, Night/Dawn/Day of the Dead, Big Trouble in Little China, Frankenstein/Bride of Frankenstein, Dr. Caligari (1989), Cafe Flesh, Nightdreams, Santa Sangre, Alien, Billy Jack, Bloody Pit of Horror, Zombie, Werewolf Woman, Stunt Rock, Trick or Treat, Halloween 1-3, Suburbia (1983), Scarlet Diva, Planet of the Apes, Breakin', Breakin' 2, The Brainiac, Cabin Boy, Flash Gordon, Reform School Girls, Death Race 2000, Slumber Party Massacre, Evil Toons, Fight Club, Jaws, The Fly I & II, Crimes of Passion, Body Double, Dressed To Kill, Scarface, El Topo, Holy Mountain, The Hills Have Eyes, Cannonball Run, Last House on the Left, Jackie Brown, The Warriors, Reservoir Dogs, Dirty Dozen, Point Break, Raw Deal, Night of the Hunter, Island of Lost Souls, Blazing Saddles, Stir Crazy, Barbarella, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Cry Baby, West Side Story, Riding the Bus With My Sister, Mommie Dearest, Snakes On A Plane, Stick It, Slither, Saw, The Marine, Staying Alive, Party Doll A Go-Go, Rocky I - Rocky Balboa, Black Snake Moan, Death Proof, Planet Terror, Superbad, Knocked Up, Eastern Promises, No Country For Old Men,

Television:



Books:

"From the front to the back as pages turn reading is a very fresh way to learn."

-Run DMC

Heroes:



My Blog

My new Blog.

I'm sure all my regular readers have found me at my new Blog.Some of you who pop over occasionally might not have figured out where my new Blog is yet....so click Blog and read my new Blog.Feel free t...
Posted by Mr. Canacorn on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:18:00 PST

Blog buddies.

Hey kids...don't know if y'all noticed, but I've been pretty quiet on the Myspace lately.  Why?  Well, I found out about WordPress.com.I set up my account a few days ago and have actually po...
Posted by Mr. Canacorn on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:51:00 PST

Dietary supplement for lumbar support.

Want to hear a Mr. Canacorn fun fact?I've suffered with back pain for most of my adult life. My father's side of the family has horror story after horror story of back pain and the surgeries that go w...
Posted by Mr. Canacorn on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:24:00 PST

Black dress moves in a blue movie...

I was always an Elvira fan.... ......but as every good fiend should know, The Mistress of the Dark couldn't have existed without Maila Nurmi. Sadly, Ms. Nurmi has left the building.....
Posted by Mr. Canacorn on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:13:00 PST

An identity that can be shared individually.

Times change and so do styles....just ask the Nashville Channel 4 news.  No matter what city and state, you gotta' love the local news coverage of far out, new trends.1983 special news report: Pa...
Posted by Mr. Canacorn on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:14:00 PST

They can’t all be Citizen Kane....or THE MARINE.

I really wanted to like this movie: Wow...totally retarded, right?  Maybe better than THE MARINE?!My review of THE MARINE:BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME.Want to know how many times the awesome J...
Posted by Mr. Canacorn on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:35:00 PST

What to send a friend who’s having an operation?

I was thinking of a friend of mine this evening...you see, she's having an operation in her Uterus tomorrow.  It shouldn't be too big of a deal, but I bet she's feeling a bit nervous.  I wan...
Posted by Mr. Canacorn on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:02:00 PST

Presidential Gladitorial Playoffs 2008!

I was never a huge fan of American Gladiators in the early 90s, but I watched an episode here and there...but now I can't help be excited about this new breed of Gladiators smashing their way into my ...
Posted by Mr. Canacorn on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:07:00 PST

It was good to see you back at the Peach Pit tonight. I know it took a lot of courage.

***Skip down for THE REAL REASON FOR THIS BLOG  section if you want the short version.....***Way back in 1990, I had little to no interest in watching Beverly Hills, 90210.But it was hard for me ...
Posted by Mr. Canacorn on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 09:12:00 PST

...and by amazing, I mean fucking insane.

But this is when I really knew... Wow....
Posted by Mr. Canacorn on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:19:00 PST