ALF

My real name is Gordon Shumway and I was born and raised on the planet Melmac, to Flo and Bob Shumway. I arrived in Hollywood by accident when my spaceship crashed through the roof of the Tanner family's garage.I was nicknamed ALF (Alien Life Form) by the Tanner children and I actually prefers it to Gordon. Although I speaks most of Earth's languages, many of my customs are unfamiliar and somewhat startling to Earthlings. For example, I have a penchant for snacking on cats and I can whistle with my lips closed.I graduated from Melmac High School where I majored in software and pedestrian crossing. I was active in the Skleen Club and was a co-captain of the Bouilabaseball team for three years. (Bouilabaseball is similar to Earth's baseball -only it uses fish.)Before landing on your planet, I spent more than a dozen years as an orbit guard. Other previous occupations include Assistant Boxleitner and part-time male model. At one time I even owned and operated my own Phlegm dealership. (The Phlegm 220 was a classic sports car.) My current hobbies are Gerrymandering, audio-animatronic impressions, and eating.My real age is 249 years old, I was born on the 28th of Nathinganger (your earth's October)in 1757.