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About Me

**DISCLAIMER !!!** If you are ANY of the following; (1) Are fat and disgusting but think your hot, (2) Under 18 years old, (3) Are a guy and have a picture of yourself without a shirt on and flexing (the wanna be tuff-guys), (4) Talk in ebonics (example: yo yo wut up, holla back, etc., (5) Are white but think your black, (6) TaLK LiKeTHiS...., (7) Plan on inviting me to one of your stupid fucking My Space Groups, (8) Are some piece of shit band or are dating/friends with a piece of shit band, (9) Have a private profile, (10) Have no real pictures of yourself (most likely because your a disgusting cum bubble), (11) have so much code on your page it takes a day and a fucking half to load even with high speed access; then do me a favor and DO NOT fucking bother asking me to be your friend. Your sorry-ass, pathetic, no originality having, followers of life, should have been a protein-shake running down the side of your whore of a mothers leg will be DE-fucking-NIED!!! Have a good day.
I edited my profile with Your Mothers A Dirty Fucking Whore Who's Cunt Smell's Like SHIT!!! Editor !
***Gorilla's in the Mist - Part 2*** Also known as Schwoogie's Runnin' Wild!!!
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I'm the motha-fuckin' Jugganaut....... BITCH !!!! ***Click Here if you want to see something !! ***
Kermit is my bitch, I have pictures of him jerking off to Japaneese shit videos.I also fucked your Mom, Wife and Girlfriend. Next time you kiss any of them, tell me how my dirty, hairy, dick tastes.The fuckin' Muppet Show kept me down, those cock sucking editors and FCC really cramped my fucking style. I say screw them all and shit on their conservative faces!!The days of old are long gone now. I am free, and now can do what the fuck I want !!!Do you like to party? I like to party!
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My Interests

Sex with farm animals and small furry rodents, Video taping Ms. Piggy getting porked (pun intended), Muff diving for for the wet spot, Making little children cry by breaking their favorite toys, eating their candy, beating their father while fucking their mom in front of them. Getting drunk with Animal & Beaker, then watching the beastiality ensue. Girls with a 70's type pube area (Fozzy like's the hair it reminds him of dear old "Mum" minus the 3ft dildo in her ass). Lot's of therapy and shock treatments.

I'd like to meet:

Gary Coleman or Webster in a dark alley and beat the black out of those 2 talentless wanna-be white midgets.
Your Mom, so I could punch her in the face for not swallowing the protein load that created you. God help the future with people like you around.

Music:

Ashley Simpson, New Kids on the Block, NSYNCH, 98 Degrees, Yanni, Fraggle Rock Theme Song, Wizard of Oz Soundtrack, any of the campy sitcom intro songs, like Family Ties, Different Strokes, Silver Spoons, The Facts of Life- Oh god I'm getting so fucking hot someone pass me a bottle of Jergens!

Movies:

Anything starring Ron Jeremy or Dale DaBone, Fozzy likes his p0rn - especially that Paris Hilton slutt shes young dumb and full of many men's cum. Frogs Gone Wild, Bad Bears on Spring Break, Snoop Doggie Dog's Muppet Mayhem, Animals Anal Adventures, On Golden Shower, Glory Hole Bingo, Park & Ride your Mom, oh and Snow White and the Seven Dicks.

Television:

Fozzy don't like television there's too much violence and not enough nudity. Fozzy no like the cock-tease.

Books:

The Cat in the Hat, Green Eggs and Ham, The Grinch that Stole Christmas, The Little Engine that Could, Barney's Adventures, and the Kama Sutra

Heroes:

Opie & Anthony (XM Radio - Channel 202), Your Dad's because hes not ashamed of his 3 inch erect cock, Your Mom (because of her beef-curtqain pussy lips), He-Man (Fag), She-Ra (Lesbian Whore), Optimus Prime, Gi-Joe, The Thundercats, and Ron Jeremy

My Blog

Stupid People - I Hate Em

My Rants......Ever have someone ask you a question and when you give them an answer, they basically ignore it because they have already deduced what the answer should be? It's almost as if they are co...
Posted by Fozzy Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST