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Napoleon

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About Me

I like to build cakes and take bikes for some sweet jumps with my best frend Pedro, who has always got my back. I also like to catch delicious bass for my woman Deb, and I think numchucks are pretty sweet. I get my hair cut at the Cuttin' Corral.

My Interests

Skills include: I'm the best drawer I know of, I'm pretty good with a bow staff, I'm know some sweet dance moves... I'm probably the best dancer I know of. I like to hunt wolverines in my spare time with a frikken twelve gauge. I am a current member of the Future Farmers of America, and I perform sign-language sing-alongs with the Happy Hands Club. I'm not too good at steak-dodging, but I play a mean game of Thether-ball.

I'd like to meet:

A real-life Liger, or Nessie, our underwater alli.

Music:

Pretty much all eighties dance grooves, When in Rome, Cyndi Lauper, the White Stripes, Alphaville, and Jamiroquai, and various home-made compiliation tapes from in-laws.

Movies:

Mine. Uncle Rico made the worst movie ever. Mine is sweet... It's incredible. It's awesome.

Television:

I think tv is crap, but I enjoy commercials that teach you the wisdom of a man.

Napoleon Dynamite in David Letterman Show


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Books:

Books are retarded. But I like drawing books with ligers and pegusi (plural), and I like books that teach you how to make an infinity of boondoggle keychains.

Heroes:

Rex Kwon Do, Presidente Pedro for making my wildest dreams come true, and D Kwon for his sweet grooves.

My Blog

Patience

Be patient, little ones. You can imagine that with 7,300+ friends how hard it is to respond to each message. We are trying our best! Love, The Boss  ...
Posted by Napoleon on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 10:15:00 PST