Angry Dryer

I am a fucking dryer. And Im pissed. Washing machine left me...she said she needed "fresh air" for her clothes. whatever, i took good care of her. it makes me sooo angry when she calls me from time to time to let me know she found another dryer. but anyways about me. i have a best friend the name is mr fuddelcuffs, he makes me happy. but he wont go insde me cause he says he will shrink. thats how i perform my comfort, warming up and then letting you in, but not whilst running on my cycle.