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Cranberry & Stuffing Tofurky

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About Me

.. Now America’s number one flavor of Meatless Deli Slices in America, these slices are simply the best on the market. Certified 100% Vegan. 3 to 5 Net Carbs per Serving!
The texture and the taste of these slices make life easy whether you are a vegan or just someone looking for a healthy sandwich alternative to meat once in a while. Sliced extra thin, some vegetarians have shipped these back to the kitchen because they thought they were eating meat! Made without Hexane-Extracted Soy Protein Isolates Certified Vegan
Smoked in a real smokehouse
Thin Slice
No Nitrates or MSG
3 to 5 Net Carbs per Serving
Let's get one thing straight.
Italian Deli A.K.A. SUNDRIED TOMATO BASIL FLAVOR can kiss my well stuffed ass.
Oh wait... That sounds all wrong.
Let me start over.
Cranberry Stuffing Flavor is not going down without a fight.
Italian Deli slices wants to rumble?
I'm down.
They don't call me the BIG GOBBLER for nothing!
Bring it.
I am still devastated that the no longer sell Cranberry Stuffing flavor in Massachusetts and I am positively convinced that it is the fault of Mitt Romney... Bastard.

My Interests


You are

I'd like to meet:

Carnivores as long as they are down with the tof
Vegetarians as long as they have a sense of humor
Vegans as long as they comb their hair out of their faces and stand up straight
Any and all characters, objects and oddities
No one who thinks glitter "Happy Monday" comments are okay... they aren't. Ever.
Love me some tofurky- all flavors except for that hooker Italian Deli
Got Soy Milk?
Got breast milk for that matter?
Anything but cows milk... the steroids give me backne.
Big fan of the veggie-corn dogs.
Shout out to all my organic farmers.
Heard Burger King wants to switch to free-range eggs, chicken and pork. Can anyone tell me where the hell they let pigs run around totally free so I can avoid that shit like the plague?...

My Blog

I love a little cock

a-doodle-do in the morning. Yes, it's true. My neighbors keep chickens and *sigh* a rooster. That's right.  5AM every morning... I get my fill of cock-a-doodle-do.  ...
Posted by Cranberry & Stuffing Tofurky on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:51:00 PST

Cheating on Tofurky

So I'm not sure anyone will read the blog but what the hell?  It's Easter, so why not? The big question of the day is... "What will Tofurky be eating for Easter dinner?"  I'm sure all of you...
Posted by Cranberry & Stuffing Tofurky on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:07:00 PST