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carrot

ur so retarded :D

About Me

I am a male carrot, about 46 years old, Im orange, I have green shit that grows on top of my head (sometimes i have to cut it) umm yeah I reproduce all of the fucking time. I have so many babies that I dont even kno thier names. Yes I kno i get down and dirty a lot! But u mean idiots eat all of them and it makes me terribly sad!

My Interests

I like to lay around and sunbath!!!

I'd like to meet:

HiddenValley Ranch Dressing!!

Gina [ex wife]
So as u may kno, i have an ex wife named Gina. We got a divorce about a year ago and i still miss her. I want her back but she doesnt want me....i guess im ugly or something. Everything was going great with us and then just all of a sudden one day she was like i dont love u anymore...i want a divorce. I was so heart broken. Ive been depressed ever since. I hate her but i love her. She's my everything. Here are some icons that say what i want to say to her.

Music:

Rock N' fuckin' Roll!!!!!

Movies:

Scary movies

Television:

Food network, Barney, dora the explorer.

Books:

Books On Carrots This layout is from whateverlife.com.

Heroes:

HiddenValley Ranch Dressing

My Blog

GUESS WHAT!

IM A CARROT!!! AND IM ORANGE, AND IM IN LOVE WITH RANCH! ...
Posted by carrot on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 12:02:00 PST