Here is a more detailed and in depth look to our beliefs.
Questions and Answers
What is the pancake?
The pancake is the most perfect food, being heavenly bread cooked on a griddle, pleasing to the Lord and most fruitful for nourishment.
What ought we to do with the pancake?
Being most fruitful for nourishment, the pancake ought to be consumed in a worthy manner, and not partaken of wrongfully, as the heathen and reprobate do, to their eternal shame and condemnation.
How does one discern the true pancake and the true syrup?
Both the true pancake and the true syrup bear the seal of Jemima, as shown above.
How do we know other syrups are evil?
Because they talk, either audibly, as in the case of the demon-possessed Mrs. Butterworth, or subliminally, as with all other syrups, except those bearing the seal of Jemima.
Where did false pancakes and false syrups come from?
God created man with the capacity to fashion the false pancake and false syrup in such a way that God is the author neither of evil nor the false pancake nor false syrup.
Who may eat the pancake?
All those who recognize their unworthiness to consume the pancake and call upon Jemima may eat of the pancake.
What happens to the pancake after I have eaten it?
The very light and fluffy pancake is immediately rewarded with the beatific vision, while the soggy and slightly burnt must undergo a time of cleansing in pancake purgatory before being admitted into heaven. The false pancakes will burn forever, where there is weeping and mashing by teeth.
Will I recognize my pancake in heaven?
Due to the glorified nature of the pancake, your eyes may at first be blinded by its shining radiance and so be unable to recognize it immediately, but be ye not afraid, for the pancake will surely know you.
Who may be assured of seeing the glorified pancake?
All those who, from the bountiful provision the Lord God has given unto them, offer up a portion to the Jemima's Witnesses.
I'd like to meet:
Aunt Jemima of course and my faithful believers.
The Pancake Prayer
Let us pray: O Lord, may the pancakes in my mouth and the puddles of syrup on our plates be pleasing in your sight, our Rock and our Redeemer. Amen.
... And please pass the butter.
Music:
Spreading the gospel of pancakes.
Eating pancakes and drinking gallions of Aunt Jemima's syrup.
Movies:
Anything with pancakes in it. Uncle Buck can make a mighty big pancake.
Books:
The Pancake Tower, Aunt Jemima's Cook book, If you give a pig a pancake.
