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About Me

Hey cha, Im sure you recgonize my face, the prettiest thing on television since 1968. LOLLLL.. well let me stop jiving cha I have a wonderful family a husband named James Evans, two sons JJ and Michael and a daughter, Thelma. My best friend Wilona who stays next door to me and Bookman or Booger our maintenace man who doesnt fix a damn thing. My husband James is my world, when we got together we didnt have a pot to piss in (shit, we still don't) but we had each other,yes cha praise god, my eldest son JJ think he's a mack, he's a god damn sack can't do nothin but paint but I loves my JJ yes cha I do, my middle daughter Thelma is a doll, she gets in her ways, i've had to backslap her ass a couple times but after that she's fine, and my youngest son Michael,cha I dont know if his gay ass comin or going.But we all love him no matter what his situation is.All I know is if they can't use the comb dont bring em home loll no cha we dont dib and dab in shit like that rounds this here parts and last but not least my best friend Wilona cha let me tell you, thats one nosey bitch, but I love her gold diggin ass, yes cha James cant stand her at times but she's my friend and he's either going to accept it or take his $2.00 an hour week paying job ass on. Well thats my family and I love them dearly.
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
You Are 60% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?
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My Interests

Spending time with my family,driving school buses,cleaning,listening to Wilona gossip,watching James throw temper tantrums,comfronting JJ when he gets dumbed,teaching Thelma how to cook,understanding Michael.

I'd like to meet:

My almighty savior Jesus Christ,and George Washington Carver, that negro did something with a peanut cha.

Music:

Gospel

Movies:


Which dysfunctional Barbie are you?
Lactating Barbie
Your baby's daddy owes you child support and you're always just waiting on that next welfare check. Good thing you've still got your job at the Cinnabon.

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Books:

The only book,the good book

Heroes:

My loving family and my almighty savior jesus christ
Christian Glitter by www.christianglitter.com

My Blog

Damn.. Damn.. Damn

James is dead and I just smashed my best punch bowl! DAMN! Why didn't I listen to Willona, and buy a plastic one from Party Fair? Oh, Lawd...
Posted by Florida on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 10:53:00 PST