I would like to meet Alice - the maid for the Brady Bunch. I could teach her a thing or two. I don't know why she let's those people boss her around the way she does. She needs to have her own life outside of their polyester world.
We could take the Brady's hooptie and go see the Chippendales or something.
If I was out on the west coast visiting Alice, I would like to go meet Jeffery, the maid for the Banks Family. I think he is HOT.
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