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About Me

I was created by an ad agency called Leo Burnett. Pacific Data Images, a pioneer in the world of computer graphics for film and video, created the animated version of me for commercials. The name of the artist who actually first drew me "Poppin' Fresh (the Pillsbury Doughboy,)" was Martin Nodell. Nodell was working for the ad agency at the time, and he is the one who actually conceived me. He's an asshole. In October of 1965, I debuted the loveable 14-ounce, 8 3/4-inch character in a Crescent Roll commercial. My original costar was Maureen McCormick. Yeah, I tapped that ass!! All night long! Then these son's a bitches started poking me in the belly. Because I'm just a "Dough Boy" they wouldn't let me join the Union. So I was forced to be the corporate douchebag. I worked hard but I'm still Poppin' Fresh. I like to think that I'm now "Pimpin' Fresh." Wanna know more...just you know what to do.
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My Interests

I like to sniff flour. Okay, I'm a flour addict but I can quit anytime that I'd like. I like snowboarding, but it's difficult because I get lost a lot. I also love, and I mean love Tara Reid. She could butter my bun anyday.

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet "Oven Mit" from the Arby's commercial. I heard that he pounded it to Paris Hilton...That's Hot! Also I'd like to meet Aunt Jamima. She's getting older but I'd still love to Fuck That Shit.
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Music:

I like the newer music

Movies:

Ghostbusters, my cousin (the giant marshmallow) had a great role. Still can't believe he didn't win the academy Award.

Television:

My Commercials. Oh and I love The price is right.

Books:

Cookbooks are Karma Sutra to me.

Heroes:

The green giant (even though he's a cock block), Pam--she is awesome and she does not stick to your pan. Beleive me, it's all good in her snatch too. My ultimate hero is Ronald McDonald though...he's the man NOTE: Please, only send messages and/or Friend Requests if you are 18 years of age and over. There are often images, videos or comments that are not suitable for children. If you are under the age of 18, you are presumed a child. When you turn 18, then send a friend request or a message. And Please DO NOT send a Friend request about your web-cam. you have 999888742 friends, do ya really need a wecam to meet people..whore? Not that anyone has a problem with whores?