Schaefer Light, Fords, working on cars, country music, TV Land, CMT, Microwave Pizzas, Eating two bags of chips at a time, my flyswatter, Red Dog, Truck, Trouble, Pete, "F", Nascar Races, Sitting around in my underwear, Sleeping on the couch, drinking beer, my daughters, Hanging out at the club with Charlie and Tater
Hot women, good mechanics, the makers of Schaefer Light Beer, Rod & Gun Club members from all over the world, Ford owners, Henry Ford, Reba McEntire, Bill Elliott, the delightful young man who randomly called me from Ocean City during senior week.. hope he got some puss & drank a beer for me! Anyone who's not a dumb fuck.
Reba McEntire, Garth Brooks, Toby Keith, George Jones, Conway Twitty, Alan Jackson, Loretta Lynn, Faith Hill, Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton, Merle Haggard, George Strait, Kenny Rogers, The Oak Ridge Boys, Randy Travis, Hank Williams Sr., Hank Williams Jr., Travis Tritt, Shania Twain
I don't own a VCR anymore.
TV Land, CMT, Sanford & Son, The Love Boat, All in the Family, The Andy Griffith Show, Bonanza, Good Times, Gunsmoke, MacGyver, Leave it to Beaver, Happy Days, Green Acres, The Price is Right, Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, Family Feud
The sports section of the newspaper.
Tater Smith, Bill Elliott, Henry Ford