don't you know who
dave is?
Hello world, my name is David, but you can call me Dave, or anything else that takes your fancy. I live just outside Beverley, which is just outside Hull, which is in East Yorkshire, which is in England, which is in Europe, you get the idea. I currently work in a Barbershop. I also am trying to become a graphic designer as I finished my Degree and I'm now looking for a job. If you want anything designing, let me know! I had my first piece printed in a magazine recently, it was cool. Instead of working on my portfolio, I like to waste time on the internet, my Nintendo DS, Editing Videos (CHECK THEM OUT), using Photoshop, trying to DJ and buying stuff I don't need on eBay. I try to visit the gym to but I spend an equal amount of time drinking alcoholic beverages, so it kinda cancels out, ya'know?
things that
amuse me
Mercedes-Benz, Hokusai, Retro Clothing, Pool, McDonalds, Nintendo DS, Poker, Photoshopping, Graffiti, AppleMac, Moschino, Furry Dice, Blue Ice Lollies, Cinnamon Bagels, Diesel Plus Plus, Belts, Dandilion & Burdock, Yellow, PacMan, Judge Judy, Breakdancing, Weird Collectables, Styling my beard, Sonic, D&G, Japan, MTV Cribs, My Samsung p300, Power Showers, Green Trainers, BreakBeat, Mini-Eggs, Snow, Tetris, Electro-House, Potato Smiles, Using Fax Machines, Stella Artois, Beatboxing, Vintage Gaming, Organizing DVDs, Chocolate Digestives, B&H Silver, Sunday Breakfasts, Apple/Cherry Pie, Big Beds, New York, Sunglasses, Ebay, Sleep.
things that don't
amuse me
"Thanks for the Add", Orange Bits, Bad Accents, Anarchism, Smiling For Photos, Gypsys, Chavs, Attitudes, Charity Workers, Beggars, Queue Jumpers, Librarys, Supermarkets, Jam AND Butter On toast, IE, Cutting Childrens Hair, Prawns, Amdram, Celebrity chefs, Malibu, Baths, Marmite, Full Fat Coke, Boring Old People, Xbox, Clowns, Buses, Trains, Cheese Crisps, Papercuts, VHS.