Yeah, yeah. I'm 40 but I don't feel much different than I did when I was 20, with the exception of my knees. My knees are some dirty, dirty whores. There is nothing really exciting about my life, I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut. I work in a call center doing technical support. I love to have fun and laugh all the time. I don't enjoy going to clubs or crowded places any more. Mostly I just like to hang with friends, and when I'm alone I spend a lot of time on the computer. Some people say I laugh too loud, but those people are wrong. I don't like arguing, arguments, or arguers. Unless their name is Steve and they're studying to be a lawyer. I love puppies, Mexican food, scented candles, scrunchies, nice guys, and my 6-year-old nephew! And last but not least, I hate pickles!!
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Ms. Plow's FAQ
Q: Ms. Plow, why is your name Ms. Plow?
A: The Ms. Plow moniker comes from the Simpsons episode "Mr. Plow" in Season 4. It has no deep significance.
Q: Ms. Plow, why are you so bootylicious?
A: I try to eat a healthy diet consisting of foods from all the 5 major food groups: The meat group, the bread group, the cheese group, the Coke group, and the gravy group.
Q: Ms. Plow, why don't you go on a diet? You're like, all fat and stuff.
A: I am on a diet. Most of the time.
Q: Ms. Plow, are you lying about being on a diet? Because I think you're actually eating gravy all the time and never exercising. Am I right?
A: crickets chirping
Q: Ms. Plow, I don't believe that older people such as yourself should be on MySpace.
A: That's not a question.
Q: Ms. Plow, why are you not married?
A: Because, shut up, that's why not.
Q: Ms. Plow, how come you don't drink?
A: I used to drink, and it made me fall down and go puke. After many years, I grew weary of puking. So I stopped drinking.
Q: Ms. Plow, what is it with the Muslims?
A: I don't know. What is it with the Mormons?
Q: Ms. Plow, do you have any hobbies?
A: Ms. Plow enjoys sleeping and defacing her picture of the giant penguin from Billy Madison.
Q: Ms. Plow, why don't you have a tan?
A: The Creator did not see fit to endow me with much melanin. Therefore I am susceptible to skin cancer and try to avoid direct sun as much as possible. I refuse to be ashamed of my whiteness. I am one of God's creatures just like you tan people.
Q: Ms. Plow, can I borrow some money?
A: No
Q: Ms. Plow, what's it like to be 40 years old?
A: Twice as fun as 20
Q: Ms. Plow, what is the Beetis?
A: It's a horrible disease where your blood gradually turns into Coke and Twinkies. Then you have to take special pills to turn your blood back into blood, and you can't drink Coke and eat Twinkies any more. Although sometimes I still do, cause I don't wanna lose all that booty.
Q: Ms. Plow...?
A: Now you're just gettin on my nerves. Go away!
Behold my boss in all his drunken glory LAWLZ
